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Anyway, welcome back, Devi! Let's jam.
the queer community, Jehovah's Witnesses, and, um...
At least I can grow a mustache.
♪ Dressing up for the party ♪
she didn't know what to do.
Yeah, it does.
Okay, well, with your permission, I'd still like to play it.
But thanks.
It's just a catchphrase of one of her favorite characters on American TV.
♪ Make me cry ♪
[musical instruments playing discordantly]
[sighs]
It's okay, Devi.
-What? Mom, I'm fast asleep! -[book thuds on floor]
and I have a date after school.
Reverse cowgirl.
-[McEnroe] He absolutely did not. -Yeah, he did.
[laughs]
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Is his penis as big as it looks in those gray sweatpants?
The Hollywood sign, Venice Beach, Olive Garden.
Did they clean those vents over the summer?
I'm just kind of protective of my sister.
to the person in school that everyone is gonna be jealous of.
-No, I didn't say that. -Okay.
Comedy Comedy
The Trust Bird.
[McEnroe] Being inside Paxton's garage
This.
Principal Grubbs, if it's okay with you, I'd like not to press charges.
Because you don't look like a skank.
-Tater-tot nachos. -Hup-up-up.
[sighs] I don't even know why we have this stupid bike. It was Mohan's.
I know. I got your Excel spreadsheet.
The love seat.
What the hell's going on here?
My doctor says any day now.
and then Paxton literally pulls me aside, and is like...
[McEnroe] Whoa, Paxton speaks Japanese?
[McEnroe] At lunch, Devi beelined it to where she knew Paxton would be,
you can do whatever you want.
[clears throat]