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DADDY, VANESSA WANTS TO STAY OVER AGAIN I LOVE THAT I HAVE FOUND A TRUE FRIEND
the people who live downstairs, they're very light sleepers.
I'll make the coffee.
He's gotta to be, Rich. I dumped him here myself.
- Morning, Richard! - Good morning.
That's it. We're gonna go to jail. They're gonna arrest us.
Hold the boat, please.
- Here we go! - We're going home. Give it some gas now.
I'd rather not say.
I watch 20/20. I know the statistics.
Okay.
He loves us.
Let's just shove him in the bedroom, we'll say he's sleeping.
I'll be right back.
Look, we'll find it. Okay.
He has got a goddamn pool at the beach. It's heated.
We have to get off this island, and maybe not get killed doing it.
Of course you did.
Dead.
I have to see you, Bernie.
This is a fancy boat.
DADDY, NESSA IS STAYING OVER AGAIN I LOVE THAT I HAVE FOUND A TRUE FRIEND
Come on, let's go. Up.
Look, I'll see you later.
- if I wanted to talk to her, I'll talk to her. - Talk to her.
Stop the boat!
We can't just leave him there, you know.
No, this is my first time. This is great.
Hey, Bernie, showing off again?
at this point, why not? Mr. Lomax is...
You are such a stupid piece of rat shit.
I have never even been on a boat.
Now get out of here. Go on.
Right there.
The killer might not know it's Bernie and shoot us.
I think I've got a cracked rib.
Yeah, I mean I don't know what it was with trains...
TERENCE YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO MAKE MONEY
it’s because the boys are here, isn’t it?
- You little brat! - What are you doing?
We're Bernie's houseguests. Who are you?
Jesus.
I got it, thanks.
We are going to have a good time, I guarantee.
Goodbye, Richard.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh...
Quite a ride, huh, Bern?
- The papers are going to the beach. - We aren't going.
Color me old-fashioned, Rich, but I just love the park on a Sunday.
- There's a $100,000 here easy. - This is the note. Listen.
Does this look like 10:00, or like 10:30?
Well?
Thank you.
There is what's- her-name.
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Come on, you had too much again, you big knucklehead.
You told me Bernie was dead, right?
- Hello. Police department. - I'll call the police.
Bernie, I gotta talk to you.
- We'll both tell him. - Okay. Great!
but how do you afford a place like this?
If you would like, we'll work late.
Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat to go skiing.
This is not recreational. This is a career.
- and I still have to plant the note. - Yeah.
Well, actually, a plane...
No, Harris, why don't you turn up the heat?
unless we buy more SPECTRUM GELCOAT to fix this mess!
Darn you, Bernie.
Yeah, I got it, FranÁois.
Whatever!
What the hell?
We are going again tomorrow if you want to go.
Excuse me. Is this the way to...
- What? - You deserve more than this.
We're not moving. Why aren't we moving?
Don't you see? We just uncovered a $2 million error.
Here we go. Coming out.
Checkers. Excuse me, sir. Is this your launch?
I saw this great play. Yeah, it's called...
- I am going to the beach! - Give me those papers.
Coming through!
How are you, Richard? Hot enough for you?
I fell down a lighthouse. I had a corpse wash up...
Oh, my God.
That is good. This is very good.
I almost drown.