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Yeah, I... He pointed that out, too.
(inhales)
Partners on the force share GPS locators in their gear
What did you find out?
(sighs)
My friend owns a horse.
What? No judgment here, Tissue Lad.
What is wrong with you lately?
And chocolates.
(laughing): You said "drinks with a few friends."
You have to fix the detective's broken douche meter
Not exactly.
You'll end up like all the others.
Hmm?
It's my re-birthday party.
Won't end well.
(phone buzzing)
I'm gonna go and talk
Kara had just dumped me.
Lucifer?
So, wait, you're the Devil?
♪ Got your mother in a whirl ♪
- Poor Sandy. - Who's Sandy?
Doesn't part of you long
I'm the one who inspires passion in others.
(laughs) (engine starts)
Is this the fight that you want to pick?
Oh.
Et tu, Doctor?
See, cheater therapy works.
(both chuckling)
Her friends all call her Sandy.
LUCIFER: Hey, Detective!
Therapy twice in one day. So L.A. of me.
Yeah, really.
She just asked me not to tell Dr. Shaw she was in town.
Maybe the worst is behind me.
for Mr. Short Attention Span.
Yes.
LAPD issued. I was right.
♪ Look for a big surprise... ♪
Now, you were so jealous that you murdered Dr. Shaw.
Come on.
- Yeah. - No. Not happening.
Hey, Dan.
I do have one question before you pop off.
In his handwriting?
Now, look, I assure you, Dr. Martin is excellent.
(laughing)
Secretly terrible.
Not someone else's.
Right.
So you lied to us.
We'll find out, Mrs. Shaw.
caught the guy who shot me.
Oh, well, I hope our case
♪ She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl ♪
Not needed. But thank you.
Gross.