Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you can eat me.
Mr. Calloway?
You were hot shit back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat.
Restraunt owner Sarah
-The woolly kind. A mammoth. -Dad!
But I've traveled to the five corners of the world...
And just as fast, he snapped clean through that line.
What do you want? What can I do? What can I get?
I was never gonna be.
I got him!
Your momma's a bitch.
I won't be selling you this house, Mr. Bloom.
-She was engaged to somebody else. -I never knew.
Every day, a new adventure. That's my motto.
Well...
It's a boy.
What's the matter? I haven't seen a customer so depressed...
Unfortunately, there was no way to send a message back to America.
Hurry up! We haven't much time!
I can get you bookings.
-But it's not true. -Well, what's true?
Don! I will never marry you.
-What happened to your shoes? -They kind of got ahead of me.
...was now lost in the gut of an uncatchable fish.
Thanks for the hand!
They met at Auburn.
...and having waited three years just to meet Sandra...
It's not a woman. It's a fish. No one ever catches her.
Some sort of midlife crisis?
They don't. I don't love that story. Not anymore. Not after a thousand times!
You mean while I'm here.
Your mother thought we wouldn't talk again.
...thank y'all for coming.
One of my greatest annoyances is when...
And I like you.
Look, hey...
...and your old red Charger is there. But it's new. Brand-new.
True to his word...
That's great, Norther. I'm happy for you.
How what happens?
-Really? -Truly. I saw it in The Eye.
If that fish was Henry Walls' ghost, then the usual bait wasn't gonna work.
Turn off your flashlights. She'll see you!
Any of you got needs?
How did you get so many?
I'm sorry, kid. I don't do charity. Come on, big boy.
Oh, trust me, he'll have to try.
...the girl I love was now engaged to one of its biggest jerks.
We communicated indirectly, I guess.
...it's that I am a social person.
...and let me tell you, I've never seen anything like this!
What are you doing now?
I was so scared, I woke up my parents...
All the physical activity had worsened a congenital valve defect.
This ladyfish and I...
Kept looking around, waiting for something to drop on his head.
-Bloom like a flower? -Yes.
...I will fear no evil, for you are with me.
Pretty much.
The last part is much more unusual.
You want some water?
-The... -Tree fell on the car, spilling the syrup.