Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really?
...the Handi-matic.
You'll own the house, but it'll still be mine?
But it's all been worth it to see you here now.
Dad, you're in no condition...
Why not religion, Dad?
Reddish-blondish hair?
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again..
...hoping to find an answer to my gigantificationism...
I guess I'm saying I'd like to know.
Her name...
Well, when you work for the circus, you don't have a regular address.
I'll find that girl, marry her, and spend the rest of my life with her.
Well, I have a whole backpack full of clothes.
Depressed?
Why are you buying this land, Mr. Bloom?
Bob Hope?!
Mom?
Wait! Edward.
...while I found myself in a hurry.
There's leeches in there.
And when I'm 38, you'll be 48. That's not much difference at all.
We were like strangers who knew each other very well.
And I started thinking maybe he's got this second life somewhere else.
-Good luck, kid! -Thank you, sir!
-Nope. -Great.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
There were two roads out of Ashton:
And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new.
You're just trying to run away, aren't you?
...and flew off with the whole car.
In case he wakes up, I really ought to be here.
I know every punch line, Dad. I can tell them as well as you can!
Well, that was the day I finally caught him.
Okay, so it's in the morning...
Because, see, my mother was banging the milkman.
Your name's different. Did you get married?
He would have told it wrong, anyway.
-You were expecting me? -Not yet.
-You see... -Dad?
But that's what kind of story this is.
I'd just left Spectre and was on my way to discover my destiny.
...and its effect on real-estate prices...
Over the next hour, I described my love for Sandra K. Templeton...
The town of Spectre. Best-kept secret in Alabama!
...it's with a heavy heart that we see you go.
The truth is, I was never a reasonable man.
...strong enough to hold up a bridge, they said, if only for a few minutes.
...he will not hurt her...
"Yeah! There's gotta be close to $400 here!"
-How can you not understand that? -I'm sorry to embarrass you.
...so we can just spray you like a fern.
I'm going with you.
Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny?
-Now, you can eat a lot, can't you? -I can.
Please?
Hi. How are you feeling?
...and, of course, it wouldn't do to have it in the house.
Just as charming and just as fake.
You mean what you saw in The Eye?
I'm the luckiest person you're gonna find today.
I'll stay.
-It's Karl. -Karl.
How do you know?
Helping people makes me happy.
What is this place?
The first thing you have to understand...
Children weren't allowed in the swamp on account of the snakes, spiders...
Oh, I'm sorry I'm engaged to be married.
Do I have that right?
She became something of a legend herself.
You carry on. I'll see...
Oh, I don't usually remember...
Tell your men not to bother us!
What they don't tell you is that once time starts again...
He was a few years older than you.
...into an account set aside for a proper house...
But on that day I had a revelation:
I see.
People needn't worry so much. It's not my time yet.
...and make the land infertile.
I have photos of the wedding to show you.
-What? You don't even know me. -Sure I do.
He said to my mother:
I was 18. He was 28. Turns out that was a big difference.
...the context for your great adventure, which never happened, incidentally.
...it moves extra fast to catch up.
Me leaving a bad vibe at the door.
Yeah, then I don't think so, Mr. Bloom.