Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Almost everywhere you looked, people were bankrupt.

...with the hope of getting my time down to less than a year.

It won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting, either.

No longer than most men's, but larger.

And the story ended where it began.

There's something you should know. The reason they don't have money...

-What's your name? -Edward Bloom.

That's bull-S-H-l-T, that is. She's not even a real witch.

...her favorite flowers are daffodils.

I finally told my father, but he said:

You tell amusing lies.

...all the way out in Texas.

You think I'm fake.

...the fish will grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.

Edward Bloom from Ashton.

They were alive, while I was officially deceased.

For she had one glass eye which was said to contain mystical powers.

Within six months, his trust had purchased the entire town.

...he could crush your head between his toes...

You become what you always were.

There is a great one of you and my father.

I really just don't want anyone to get hurt.

Orderly after orderly is chasing us.

That's just wonderful.

You're lucky to get four words out of them in English.

Or maybe there is no second family. Maybe he never wanted a family.

You may not have much, but what you got, you got a lot of.

...I knew I couldn't survive being away from her that long.

This morning, the milkman dropped dead on the porch.

Glad to see you're not trying to have a heartfelt talk.

I'm gonna spend the rest of my life looking for her. That or die alone.

And in that way, he becomes immortal.

Leave it! We don't need it!

A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories.

I want you to know, when you left Spectre, it opened my eyes.

Never gets too hot, too cold, too humid.

...when he hit a thunderstorm unlike any in his life.

Calm down. Calm down, everybody. Calm down. That's enough.

I was drying out

Give me back my ring!

So how does it happen?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

-How much time does he have left? -You don't talk about that.

Will, you'll call if there's any?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Colossus!

-Well, we had the same destiny. -We were part of the same equation.

Life will do that to you. And truthfully, the long way is easier.

Your father went missing. They thought he was dead.

It's me, Norther Winslow.

Fish looks different to different people.

This town didn't seem the same now that he was older.

I've told you a thousand facts, Will. That's what I do, I tell stories!

-You won't find a better place. -I don't expect to.

I spent a week in Morocco for the story. It was incredible.

He's impossible. He won't eat. Because he doesn't eat, he's weaker.

I called everywhere in five states.

...the more difficult something is, the more rewarding it is in the end.

And four days without sleeping.

...stay here with him. I mean, in case...

-You must've taken a shortcut. -Why, yes, I did. It almost killed me.

Yet of all the witches in Alabama...

But no one's ever left.

I like your stories.

-Well, she was... -Was she naked?

...not by armed bandits, but by speculators in Texas real estate.

Oh, here! Here you are, right here. Edward Bloom.

Only on the surface, Dad. But it's all I've ever seen.

My wedding ring, the symbol of fidelity to my wife...

You were born a week early, but there were no complications.

You don't know me, but my name is Edward Bloom...

I saw an iceberg once.

...she's the only one.

I agreed to spend the afternoon, if only to understand...

And so it was no surprise that the Army believed I was dead.

-I thought you said you weren't dying. -I said this isn't how I go.

There's no money.

I'd just left Spectre and was on my way to discover my destiny.