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I didn't know in what way or on what level, but I knew...
Bankruptcy. As in, "I've taken your money and spent it on drugs."
- This is my friend George. - Hey.
Sorry I'm late. I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.
- I was wearing my slingback pumps. - What are those?
Myra had the baby!
...who is this perverted little weasel?
excuse me lauren thompson are you a see crumbier? i'm not an ocean dock.
Dear Robert, Consider this letter the termination of our relationship, effective immediately.
...how do they do it?
- Next Friday? What time? - Two o'clock.
- Cigarette? - No, no. I never touch them.
Oh, my God. That's wonderful.
.
Maybe I Will
...and you're making dinner. You're perfect.
Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word " man"?
See, I didn't even meet this guy. We trusted you.
Double exclamation point!!
"You have a very lovely office here, sir."
You know, you are really lucky Newman never mailed that letter.
Farkus...
I never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation.
george i told ya not to have fireworks and get people in a tent and set them off so they'd wake up! boing good riddance faye you cowcercek malachzukkkeechzkee!
What can be gained by watching a movie like Frozen?!
- What is it made out of? - I don't know. Jerry gave it to me.
….I’m going in
You know about the payment sizes and all?
- Jerry, I was wearing it in the bar. - The sweater made him sniff.
If he's here on Monday, you're not.
- It's mohair, I think. - Mohair. That figures.
I mean, when he was leaving, did he say, “I’m splittin’”?
- Who goes to South America? - People go to South America.
- South America, huh? - Yeah, yeah.
- I feel Tuesday and Wednesday. - Shut up, the both of you.
- Again, exclamation point. - Yeah.
FEELS LIKE THURSDAY.
You don’t think someone wanting coffee, warrants an exclamation point?
I'll call back. Thank you.
Ask your mother. You live with her now, don't you?
Today's not cold.
That’s the best
I would put exclamation points on the ends of all Of these sentences. On this one! And on that one!
I based my whole life on knowing the watermelon is the best!
Insight Licensing Double exclamation point!!
- Then what was all that sniffing? - Maybe it's the cold weather.
- Sniffing. With his nose. - Jerry, he probably had a cold.
She did? Oh, that's so great.