Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why did you help me?

It was October 5, 1980-something,

You coming or what?

It appears even my pathological sister

I want to ask her out again,

Wait. My cousin Brett goes to Villanova, and he's Omega.

Four Tops, Billy Ocean, Bryan Adams,

George Thorogood & the Destroyers,

Never! I will stay here forever.

Yeah, that's great.

I surrender, damn it

Easy. I'm still really sore.

Whoo! Whoo! It feels good.

Ugh. Here we go.

Monkey steals the peach! Tiger climbs the tree!

I can't believe your new boyfriend's in college.

And I'm gonna show Waffle Girl just how much of a man I am,

All you did was combine two names

Ow! Ow, ow, ow! They keep hitting my hand.

but go for it, kiddo.

There was a war inside me, Bevy.

She was my first crush ever.

Mom, I'm an actual man now... A man with needs...

Come on, go on a Surfin' Safari with your mama.

It's quite tasteful, and the proceeds go to charity.

Next time, warn me.

I got 20 other people who could say the same thing.

I'm talking about now.

Thank you, Larry.

Alan, I'm pinned! You have to help me!

Name's Adam Goldberg."

Please! We're in public.

- No more steak fa-jee-tas? - Murray, chicken's fine.

No way I'm allowing my car to be driven in that madness.

the guy at Ticketron did mention a couple of opening bands.

I am Alan, yes.

Sometimes we get so caught up in ourselves

So, yes, I'm stubborn when it comes to my family.

Oh, yes, Waffle Girl.