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43,000 screaming fans,
- Look at this. - Mm-hmm.
while Stan Ross knocks on the door of baseball greatness.
Remember what I told you. Keep that ass up.
That's it? Man, y'all killin' me, man.
But we both know that you ain't never been serious enough
We're gonna get you started on this bad boy.
What's your problem?
Let's go, Brewers, let's go.
You can throw 463 on if you want to, chicken chest,
Really? You gonna tell me you got cramps, too?
Stan, you da man.
So, tomorrow, man, you ready?
Just ain't like the old days, huh, Boca?
although he'd hit better than Stan.
And I know for a fact, if it was up to you,
Stan.
Well? Didn't you call for the practice?
All right, come on. Tell them like it is, Boca.
This crowd ripe with anticipation
I was thinkin' about that producer.
It's going, going.
Okay, feel the extensors now.
- Bitch. - Good. Good. Good.
But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protege of late,
It was really nice, Stan.
So I don't need none of that.
What's the deal there?
He's small. That guy was small for a friggin' midget.
Feel it in your lats?
But you love me.
No, I love you more.
Nothin'.
Hey, Stan.
- But I got to get back. - You got to get...
but I didn't stay for breakfast, did I?
Outstanding. You feel good?
When you get a base hit in this millennium,
You set the tone.
It's a vicious line drive off Earll's...
I said, It looked like a groundout to me.
He's the real deal. Plus, I know what he thinkin'.
It is off the base of the wall.
Yahko's dead!
while you treated the team and the fans and the city like dirt.
Yeah, okay. Okay, my turn.
Push it! Push it! Push it!
When you get a base hit...
Come on, now, don't distract me when I'm hittin'.
More like Stan the statue.
Come on, now up.
- Oh, oh, hold on now. - What?
had a hit.
How long do we let this go on?
Reach out there and get it, then.
- .327. - Yeah.
Look at you, Mo.
You eatin' that steak. Let me see something.
And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it.
Oh, I don't know. I'd say 40, 50.
to decide whether it's a fastball, a split-finger.
That kind of attention.
This crowd roaring,
They asked me to cover a story, so I'm covering it, period.
- And Ross is hot. - That's the third out!
He was safe!
Hey, Stan, Tom Arnold here. Congratulations on everything.
You guys could finish third.
It's going, going.
After the game, we pick up a...
especially with all the bitches he got around.
I been playin' this game long enough to know how it goes.
Oh, hold on, fellas.
The first week at bat
I'm right here!
The Milwaukee Brewers are weak.
You're right.
- Stan Ross was a great athlete. - Stan is all about Stan.
Come on, we got a shot at third place.
That's why I know for a fact
I had a few bad outings in a row,
Listen up!
The right-hander Norton, one of the most competitive pitchers
Kiss my ass.
Seeing who can name the soaps.
It is gone!
Son of my dick?
Stan Ross. Be right back right after this.
I mean, how am I supposed to think
He wants his autograph.
Let's go bby
You know what, Mo?
Come on, y'all. Here we go, Stan.
Why does the media hate this guy so much?
You got a minute?
What you gonna do?
- What about your teammates? - They don't need it.
That is the most ratty-ass candy bar I've ever seen.
What the hell they doing?