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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Easy, easy.
Yeah?
Wrinkles and zits.
You're, like, the best.
I disagree.
Okay.
Also why Professor Rub... I mean,
I'm good. I'm fine. Just my stomach.
But if I'm wrong...
and they said if I'm up to the task…
You go get the stuffed mushrooms. I'll get the fucking door.
That's exactly who she is. Fat. Boring.
- three… - Gotta go parallel to the shore.
Yes, you did. But he's too fucking wrapped up in his own...
at least a grand to even get on the ballot.
Why is she still talking?
Go on. You know you want to.
Double-tap biceps.
There's nothing.
Don't get sucked in.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Next customer, please.
And who's gonna stop him?
You have the raddest classic records.
Is that a look of pity?
Just eat the fucking cobbler.
Easy. Easy.
All right.
I just, you know, wanted to talk to a human being.
I don't want any liquid, and I don't want to live.
You're still skinnier, prettier. She's the one who's huge.
Yeah, I just gotta come and speak to his group.
trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes?
And we're talking way across campus, like, two quads over.
And if you do all these things, then after dinner,
for this crazy whistle-stop tour we're on.