Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll be happy to know I was able to perform
Aw, dying on a stranger's toilet seat is bad,
♪ Smile in your family's face ♪
Do people bring husbands to these things?
- Climate change? - Well, that is a real problem.
And I shouldn't need the attention of another man
and he's not fully cold yet.
God dammit Peter!
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
He's got three ashtrays in use.
Oh, it's a letter from my fancy private high school.
Now I get it. I'm sorry I played your saxophone.
Our mascot was a well-dressed woman who yells at valets.
Hey, Glenn, I have this class reunion coming up soon,
She was married to a functioning alcoholic.
(passengers applauding, whooping)
Besides, you know me.
you should have brought Peter.
digging the money out of my wallet.
- in his car. - The restaurant's gonna know
You're right, Brian.
No, you know what, it's fine. We're already here.
Well, that's not true at all. I didn't make a move on you
(all gasp)
and I landed that passenger plane on the Hudson.
(gasps) How dare you?
It's gonna be a bumpy ride, 'cause...
Hey, honey, would you take out the trash?
Yes, yeah, absolutely.
Lois, I have an umbilical hernia.
Shh. Keep your voice down.