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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Okay. You can try.
Spoon me.
when your full father gets here.
Why are you dressed like a robot?
Pancakes. Got it.
Wait.
- Have an orgy? - No.
It's a miracle
Everything will be okay.
You play with them all the time.
Maybe something
Do you know what a Givenchy romper is?
No, I'm not.
Yes, Kimmy, I do,
You know, who among us is a perfect foot slut?
Not literally, of course.
Watch.
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Kimmy, what's happening to me
and a Cookie Monster?
but they won't give me my security deposit back.
Kimmy I think my marriage is falling apart
a lie taken from a book for middle schoolers.
from spoiled canned goods,
It was supposed to be a two-week trip,
Oh, no-no, wait
One of us has to put food on my Barbie-themed TV trays.
I wanted everything to be perfect.
- All right. - That's the spirit.
Okay. Kimmy, IMHO...
Okay, I can't deal with this right now.
who needed me to get all that stuff out of his pockets.
My mom said I can't open any presents until my dad gets home.
Mario As Mouse
All I want to do is get rid of this stupid costume,
I could finally live my dream of no longer being a mariachi.
I know what we're gonna do.
Guadalajara, Guadalajara
Now let me have a turn on the Mystery Crank.
I did.
A scrunchy that's also a wallet?
I know I must seem crazy.
and you've already got a room with a door,
My what? Ew.
But I already did something today
probably because the father is never around.
I forgot to actually fire you earlier.
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This looks like a party for a child.