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I don't know the first thing about being a parent.
You must know a place you can get more painkillers.
-What? What? -He's a sex robot!
-[Hollyhock gasps] -They're getting away!
Oh, sure. I'll just call the pharmacy and say,
This is where it all happened with your mom.
I can't believe you're adopting.
-Who is he? -Exactly.
-Nope! -[phone clicking]
-What? Where are you going? -I'll call you!
What?
that Nicole doesn't even read. Why do I know about Gina's friends?
She has a book club with dumb Nicole who keeps picking very long Italian books
Unless, I somehow had an Altoid, or a Tic-Tac after,
Yeah, here we go. ♪ Ta-da-da-da! ♪
How about calling this Joby? He sounds like a druggie.
Can I at least wait with you for the cab?
Oh, right.
-Stop me if you've heard this one. What? -And guess what?
- I'm really sorry, Emily. -It was a sweet idea.