HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I can't believe you're adopting.
Oh, sure. I'll just call the pharmacy and say,
-Who is he? -Exactly.
-Nope! -[phone clicking]
This is where it all happened with your mom.
-What? Where are you going? -I'll call you!
How about calling this Joby? He sounds like a druggie.
She has a book club with dumb Nicole who keeps picking very long Italian books
I don't know the first thing about being a parent.
What?
Unless, I somehow had an Altoid, or a Tic-Tac after,
Can I at least wait with you for the cab?
-[Hollyhock gasps] -They're getting away!
Oh, right.
- I'm really sorry, Emily. -It was a sweet idea.
that Nicole doesn't even read. Why do I know about Gina's friends?
-What? What? -He's a sex robot!
-Stop me if you've heard this one. What? -And guess what?
Yeah, here we go. ♪ Ta-da-da-da! ♪
You must know a place you can get more painkillers.