Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and one person wouldn't have to be a whore to make the other like them, right?

[whimsical music playing]

All I wanted to do was zap spider veins

I just worry about you, man. I know behind those sculpted abs is a tender heart.

-Damn. Is that what our dates are like? -Mm-hmm.

Was your purpose to kill me after humiliating me in front of my family?

We have decided to not move forward with our relationship.

The debut of Daxton was unreal.

He asked about you at Devi's parent-teacher conference.

[Nalini] Here are some snacks I found in my car.

I just panicked.

Get your draft cards ready because today we start our unit on…

[blows whistle]

Now that's a date. I wish I could go.

Devi, sex is a big deal.

-Mmm. How kind of you. -Yeah, no problem.

It was her dream to teach Korean women how to sculpt their butts

[Eve] Sure, would 2:30 a.m. your time work?

Wow. Well, I want to go to Columbia like Barack Obama and Jake Gyllenhaal.

I mean, we have terrific sexual chemistry.

-I don't know what you're talking about. -Devi's English teacher, Mr. Kulkarni.

Stall? Are you crazy?

-[Paxton] Hey, ready to hit the road? -[Devi] Totally. Let's roll.

So, Devi, how was your evening last night? Was it eventful?

Listen to the Forrest Gump soundtrack.

there's always going to be some girl in a bathroom calling you a slut, right?

At least to the mid-'70s before Jenny gets into heroin.

Can you please talk to Pati?

we might all be in legit relationships.

I have never been so humiliated.

[laughing] I would agree with that.

Like, down there?

[sighs] I overheard some girls say that I must be a slut for Paxton to like me.

And he's so hot.

Hey, I also got an 82! Ha! We're the same.