Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so I want to shut that thing down now.

Good. I want to see him, too.

Yes! He's got something, right?

I'm gonna have this baby right now!

Don't worry, I'll radio for help.

This person's a truly wonderful and unique person.

* Here's someone new on the block

and my best cameraman's sick, so I'm desperate.

that I messed up your show.

You're a true hero, Blankman.

He says there's only time enough to save baby girl.

I forbid you to watch any more 60 Minutes.

I can't get any sleep lately, 'cause of him, right?

Look! I'm a crime fighter!

here at the Administration Building,

* You can change the world if you're an average man

I've had all I can take from you, Blankman.

Ratings give me a woody.

You're crazy! Stop this!

Just like everyone else, I want to feel safe at night.

That's journalism! Walker!

* Let me tell you what I mean

* You can make it happen by yourself

Fifi's stuck under the house.

Wait a minute. How we gonna find a bomb in this building?

That's what I was trying to tell you!

Yeah, I hear the coffee downstairs

This city is going into the Blankman era.

Boys, I'm gonna peel the skin off of your behind,

She was a good woman.

Down there. Follow me.

Do we have to tell Stone?

A box of chocolates, which I also brought you.

Newly elected mayor Marvin Harris

And I want to promise you

All right. We got a situation.

I gave it back.

I was gonna karate chop him right in his...

Shitheadman's here to see you!

'cause the bullet went through my...my...

Now, if that's what you got to do, fine,

he's just gettin' worse and worse.

it seems every time we get together, somebody dies.

Doesn't matter. I'm gonna tear you apart with my bare hands.

I can't hear you. Wait, let me turn the engine off.

So you're... So you're still not gonna give this up?

I'll show you geeky.

Kevin, is that you?

Now, don't embarrass me. Go on.

My God, he's got Kimberly?

you're being accosted.

I don't live in the world, I live in this neighborhood,

How you doin'? Oh, man!

But, to get ratings, you gotta have a star.

Just got our latest poll results,

Take it easy now.

Okay, Minelli, the jig is up.

a better world.

You wanna take her place?

I guess we know you lost your damn...

* Is he real or are my eyes just deceivin' me

I'm here live, at the News Center.

* I will be a super hero

* Dig it, dig it, dig it deep

People keep sending this stuff to Blankman as a gift.

So what do you think, J-5? The Blank-store?

'Cause you really, really don't have to

with Minelli for years, right?

Oh, say, listen,

on the sheep farm.

Blankman and...and some other guy in a mask,

finally winding down in the neighborhood

Yeah, but not the one we're lookin' for.

A decorative Incan burial mask.

I'm Darryl Walker, Crew Chief.

* Anyone can be a hero

Take money. Yeah, I know.

Darryl, Minelli just took over the newsroom!

unpaid police continue a citywide work slowdown,

Oh, sure, do it your own way.

The rest of you ain't shit!

I got a karate class.

We've gotta cut the chains.

They're gamblin' right out in the open.

Why do I still hear ticking?

* I want to swing this life, I don't want to wonder

I'm gonna pass.

Not only will the investigation continue,

* Get bent and they go, bitch

But, because I'm a gentleman, I'm gonna kill the lady first.

* Open your heart

Hey! That's my purse! Give me my purse! It's mine!

Shut up and drive.

but it is rumored that among the fatalities

No, Kevin, this is real. The costume is bulletproof.

You could have at least fed that little heifer.

* There's a magic in your heart

Let your grandmother fix you a nice, hot meal.

Yo, man, you say one more thing about my mama,

He ain't got no legs, but he's got balls!

remember you said

They have no respect for the law anymore.

I just meant the, uh, sun was gonna shine.

In there? There's something in there, boy?