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He killed the Mayor!
* I wanna be a hero
His name is Blankman. He saved my life.
Kevin, come here.
The Vice President
"A." "A." Think positive and...
* Here he comes
It's time for you to pay the piper.
I'm gonna shoot him in the head.
Well, apparently the fly left the room.
Help me! Help me! You gotta help me.
You came to make a deposit, Blankman?
* They're gonna kill me
Well, Blankman does it again.
Morning, Kevin.
We almost got killed with a boom.
Kimberly. Kevin.
Live from City Hall, I'm Kimberly Jonz saying good night.
That's why somebody needs to close that place down.
Oh! My painting! Sammy, get him.
But I will if I have to.
Have you lost your mind?
Stay out
It's Blankman.
I wanted to be in the Army,
Hey, a purse snatcher!
No. Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no.
We did it, Other Guy.
made from concentrated flatulence.
The whole thing's gonna blow!
There's a lot of anger here.
Back to back!
Apparently, one man can make a difference.
Push. Take my hand.
where Mayor Harris had spent his childhood
I'm going in.
Blankman, would you go?
Hello?
See, 'cause he invented this, uh, jacket, makes the bullets bounce off.
I've been shot, but I'm all right
* I've begun to feel so strange
Kevin!
* Oh, baby, baby
Is this the end of our episode?
Oh, yeah?
You're not going anywhere.
Don't die, J-5!
You're not kiddin' me. You're not bluffin'.
* Oh, yeah
so he can have a good time.
they're all outta your league.
wearing that stupid costume.
Not now, I'm busy.
How romantic.
the best is yet to come.
Wait! Hold on!
Listen, the DA Is investigating that Civic Center thing,
tight situations.
You're asking him all the easy questions!
Yeah!
I guess they had a big parade today
What do you mean you can't find the bomb?
* Steamroller, yo Tell 'em what's up
Why don't you let Kimberly go?
Tell her, meet me at the 14th Street station at 6:00.
* When your burdens
Weak, goofy bastard!
I understand you're doin' well in the polls.
Hey, I ain't been paid in weeks!
* It seems too far to carry on
Thank you. Thank you.
Kevin, me, I'd do anything for you.
Only my costume is bulletproof!
Or you want me to get rough with ya?
Don't give me that double identity stuff!
I think you're right.
I know it's not exactly sheep whipping
I would really, really be upset if you...
A life of crime is a waste of what?
link Mayor Cates to Michael Minelli.
Come on! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Okay, boys, we got three minutes.
We're gonna need an ambulance.
Blankman, you're dead meat!
Well, you better be,
* Can he really save my life?
* Blankman
Yeah, right. Just come on.
Huh?
Look, I don't care what games you play, little buddy.
Call me Blankman.
Don't be afraid. It's like a dog.
Blankman! Blankman! Blankman! Blankman!
and an alien
I am not going to say...
He...He...He appears out of nowhere,
in order to work through Grandma's death.
The police ain't doin' jack! Man, you gotta save her.
but we will do this together.