Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? You're gonna leave me?

J-5, retrieve crime-fighting outfit.

Electric nunchakus.

Big Boney Killed Our Daddy

And I don't do television.

Minelli one time whacked out an old lady for givin' him a dirty look.

to honor its newest hero and his unnamed friend.

I warned you, Susan.

No, she's in love with Blankman.

What? That robot you got? What? You knock J-5 up?

Makin' all that noise late last night.

So here's your chance.

That was the scene just a few hours ago

Kevin, are you ready?

I'll go get him!

* That smiles for you and me *

I will jump, snap, mule-kick you right in the side of your head!

* Pretty lady Hey, what's your name?

to wake up to make some for me and you.

Everybody get back or I'll blow you away! Now!

You're so wonderful to keep your sense of humor during such a time of crisis.

My... Darryl. Darryl!

Michael Minelli sends his regards.

The crowds may have gone,

but, uh, this ain't a boil on my ass.

Thanks for the love.

Darryl, what's... What's goin' on?

Yeah, well, if I'm not there, leave a message.

Slap me around and call me Susan.

They haven't been paid in weeks.

What do you think, J-5?

I don't have it, Biff, I swear.

* When we are strong it doesn't matter

Open this door!

look what's happenin' to our neighborhood.

you can say in front of these people. We have no secrets.

Darryl, that's a crack house!

Listen, you little creep,

Who needs money

Hello, Kimberly.

I said to myself, "Oh, damn, I hope James Brown isn't in trouble again!"

* Batman, Batman

Oh, Blankman, you're such a poet.

That's journalism, my friend!

* Listen to my band

Earlier in the day,

Whatever you're doing, it's working.

Kevin? Go away. It's not safe.

Shit, I'm a man.

don't forget to wear your tights.

Kevin, I can't hear you.

Can I at least get a handshake?

Does this thing mean what I think it means?

You brought the nunchakus. Thanks, Other Guy.

why, it could destroy her.

Why don't you get in the back or get out.

Will you get him outta here?

May I wear your belt?

Hey, would you like something to drink?

Where are we going?

since we made up that shit about him

I hadn't got to the lame come-on section yet.

This is great, Kevin.

Everybody, get out!

Nah, you're right.

Come here, Darryl! Open up, Darryl.

Let's see that. Now, now, now, what is this?

Blankman, I've got some good news about the Mayor.

you got three seconds

Look at all this stuff.

Hey, listen up, everybody!

Closer, I can't hear you, buddy.

when a grateful city said thank you to a man who has renewed its spirits.

But I think what this city needs is a more uplifting story.

J-5, convert to bomb-disposal unit now!

* And, uh, if you don't know here he comes

boil it and make soup!

I wouldn't want to overload him.

* Which cometh from the Lord

and there was two Q-Tips in both ears and they were moving real fast.

Now, you just clean up this mess.

Look, man, could you just give me my damn burger, all right?

Now either you're gonna do this interview

you better come down to the TV station right now.

Hello. Welcome to McDonald's.

Did you read the card?

Come on. Give me the money. Come on.

What, are they givin' away calendars today?

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

I can't even afford to pay for the funeral.

I watched your piece on the mayor last night.

That's why I'm glad for Fab.

Sorry about that, but I had to make sure that you didn't remember

I said, this is great.

* I'm the product of the system I'm aware

Get ready to rumble!

The first one's the office,

No, underneath that.

* Helped my grandmother out

Want to try it again, pal?

I repeat, Blankman has the situation

* No badder spider could compare to this top-notch hero

* Just come and spend the night with me, boy

Luckily, when they fled, Blankman outsmarted them.

You call this fighting crime?

"GM lays off 500 more employees.

He killed Grandma?

Did you find the bomb? Yeah, but not the one we looking for!

Kevin, stop being a pessimist!

Thanks a lot, Officer.

Move! Go! Move! Let's go!

* Times are hard, keep your head up, never let up