Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shut up, you crusty old bitch!

which raises the question,

Batman had a costume and gadgets? Well?

this was probably like a...a buddy-buddy kiss. You know what I mean?

Down, brother. Down into the basement.

You think maybe we could talk about this hostage thing like gentlemen?

a secret bomb that is going to go off

I happen to know that Blankman

Plus, there's this female at my workplace,

Hello, Blankman?

All right, chain him up with the Mayor, boys!

We gotta find the bomb.

So much for campaign promises.

He's probably a big loser without that flashy costume.

I'm asking for trouble.

Hey, Harris, I wanna talk to you.

People know a good cause

Hey, somebody got some roses.

I have to make the world a safer place for my children.

We're supposed to get our checks!

* After 400 years overtime

Take 'em out! They're gaining on us!

or I'm gonna have to slap you around.

You know? Oh! Snap...

If you run from it, it'll...it'll chase ya.

Quick, grab on. I'll lower us down.

I want to wish Mr. Harris good luck.

How I feel after video chatting with my fine shyt

You got to hear this.

He thinks he's a super hero.

Um, he's gone blank, ma'am.

Okay. Blankman.

* If you do it right

Duh. I'm a crime fighter.

You were talking to your brother Darryl's testicles?

I see you finally got somebody to work with you who dresses worse than you do.

* Hey, hey, hey

* SOS, society is in distress

We're here to protect and serve,

A shoe? A funky old shoe.

You don't need a permit to open up a crack house.

Why don't you try being like everyone else?

We got a nice cold jail cell all warmed up for you.

You're kidding me, right? What, are you bluffin'?

Up your nose! Sit on it!

Here, uh, the digits are right here.

You don't understand. There are innocent lives at stake.

I don't think I'm that special at all.

Oh, you're negotiating.

See, because last night when we were fighting crime,

Now, what is that?

is separate this wire here and...

* Listen to my band

You can do it, Kickman!

about his heroic exploits.

And get stink bomb to them.

It's about a caped crusader who calls himself Blankman.

Blankman, how'd you find me?

Gee whiz, Kevin,

Why, it's better than a toaster, Mr. Crudd.

You geek! How do you know all that?

* Just give me half a chance

* A shining little face

I don't wanna get involved. I don't do that stuff anymore.

Housing patrol?

He says he's gonna kill her unless Blankman shows up.

Would you like some fries with that?

I got stink bombs

and blow up this building in about five minutes.

Now, this bomb will probably take about 10 minutes

to stop the pending police and city worker strike.

You're a freak just like the rest of them.

* That I won't be your super hero