Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* For real, watch it
You want a cigarette?
Nowwwww
Wait. Wait!
I've got a guy who's gonna snitch on Michael Minelli tonight,
on the Minelli scandal.
Yes, Mr. Crudd.
Hey! Hey!
He's bringing him up. He delivered him.
Shut up you crusty old bitch
* You got one to be given
Not at all.
Smell it, boy. Yeah, yeah.
and selfishly save himself.
Everybody, get out!
Darryl, would you quit messin' around?
Come on, give me the purse, lady!
No, somebody must have dropped them off.
Quick, jump on.
We can get the drop on 'em by coming up in through here.
I almost had him, Kevin.
J-5!
That's not my route. I'm goin' to the South Side.
I said, not right now, okay? I'm busy.
Have a seat.
Oh, and, uh, Blankman,
I need three more burgers, please.
That wasn't your fault.
Boy?
What happened here?
Yeah! Blood on the hands! Blood on the hands!
* You're doin' the best you can
Junk!
Get outta here!
* If I'm to be your super hero
it was trusting this supposed hero
Wow.
just to work all the bugs out.
Got you some happy customers out there!
J-5!
Darryl, tell him how you fight crime.
You in or out?
I need assistance now, please.
They even sent money.
certain top secret journalistic techniques at my disposal.
as crime escalates, who will keep our streets safe?
they were abducted
* Since I met you
has the hots for a certain reporter.
Just make it a toaster again.
Do you know what you're doin'?
Stevens,
Good. That's great news. But, yeah, give it to Mark.
Oh! Oh, my Lord.
This is perfect.
Yes!
* Blankman
Hurry!
No, she's stuck in an elevator.
Well, that's... that's the whole plan, Blankman.
You can't save him. Come on, let's go.
If my plan serves me correctly,
Blankman, damn!
this really cool Blankman t-shirt.
In a city where joblessness and lawlessness run rampant,
Uh, Darryl, please.
* Don't tell me that I am not worthy
Hello.
I want to speak to the Commissioner.
The joint? Oh, yeah? Sammy, shoot 'em.
He's busy.
Don't even think about it! Put your weapons down now! Put 'em down!
Hey!
No! Her house is on fire?
I gotta get something. I'll be right back.
the Harris award for outstanding community service.
I wanna see the Commissioner.
Darryl,
Uh-huh. I hear you're actually a pretty good cameraman.
No, no. The lady in my building, she needs help.
Your children?
Now, this is obviously something that,
Oh, it's a two-way transceiver radio belt.
What do you think, J-5? The Blank-stop?
* By mistake she kissed a snake
* Please understand
Other Guy, watch Kimberly. Go! Go!
I said, David, why be a counselor
Don't you know, man,
You just watch.
Well, I got news for you, Urkel.
Lift him out of the trunk.
He's a coward! He ran away!
Oh, yeah, and give away my secret identity?
Oh, yes!
He doesn't seek publicity. He doesn't...
Whoa! Come on!
* Even when you feel you can't go on
We want our money! Everyone please stay calm!