Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* Gotta show your love
Less!
* If we have no time we can make it
you gotta get over this.
What if she just laughs right in my face?
Morning, poopski.
Well, you'd better believe it, you diabolical villain.
Blankman has the situation under control!
That's a Blank-joke.
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die!
* Gonna show the rest, gotta take a chance
uh, we'll go in the bathroom. I'll play with you then.
How 'bout Shitheadman?
* But you must understand
aerodynamic, insect predator.
Blankman?
Now, get out!
the question is,
Why didn't you tell him about the super hero thing?
He's just a little McMad right now.
J-5, get up! Come on! Come on!
People don't expect that from McDonald's. Chunky chicken salad.
* Hey, yeah, yeah
Man, I'm not wearin' that...
I said, where are we going?
Darryl, you can't walk in no crack house, man!
* Blankman
You know we're doing salads now.
But you give me an exclusive interview, I give you the Blankman.
So how do we find him?
You ought to think about showering
Well slap me in the face and call me Susan
Kevin,
* They're gonna smash me like a little bug
* Yet another night
* He's everyday people, defendin' all good, destroyin' all evil
* Give us what you give your brothers
but now is not the time.
I like this guy!
I've gotta oil his ball bearings.
I can't understand...
but I'm leanin' towards Brotherman.
on the Blank-screen.
No, I said Batman had money.
Get down there and catch this baby.
You haven't said a word all night.
That's a job for Blankman!
* Be a super hero
then go to the board.
Good morning, folks!
Dar... Uh, Blankman?
Go ahead and shoot me.
you are gonna be held responsible, postmortem.
That's an aerial view of the Fiji Islands.
That's all he can say right now.
Give me that!
That's so true about discrimination.
Oh.
and then you talk into the buckle.
* Here he comes So watch out
Uh-oh, she's pregnant.
Ah!
* Yo, it's that fool again
He's got a code.
What about my money? I need my money!
you'll be shittin' off the moon.
The FBI has frozen all of his accounts.
I've got a press conference to attend to.
* To save the world you live in
Yeah, what building is she in?
J-5, don't you dare die!
I'm not a geek.
Blankman! Blankman! Blankman!
that I was laying on a bed of feathers,
And that's the dilemma.
You can't even window-shop.
We're your police department, folks of this community.
* Patra
How can I be happy when there's still so much work to be done?
Okay. I'll do it.
* Seem to weigh you down
* Hey, what's your name?
Well, I don't really have one yet.
* Only we can save us from the evil men do
Really think I reached a couple of them.
Tell him how you're a super hero.
He's gonna explode!
If she should find out that I'm Blankman,
This white man is dead.
May I take your order, please?
It also has a radio tracking device.
Oh, boy, good mornin', Grandma.
You don't have to be a hero, Darryl.
Somebody killed her.
That's a cutie.
How's that lesbian necrophiliac story comin'?
Once the coffee starts to percolate,
I'll promote your ass so high,
And I'm saying good night.
He's goin' sky high!
Uh, they had a recent opinion poll
Yeah, one guy sent $5,000.
Great. We'll be right here.
No, I've never committed a crime in my life.
Darryl, that was fantasy. He had everything.
Look, you said you wanted to do real news, right?
Oh.
Let me go!
And this has caused other super people to come out of the woodwork.
Save your money, Mr. Minelli.
I'll never forget you. I'm gonna call your mama now.
Now that doctor thinks I'm crazy.
has joined me in my quest to fight crime.
* To you
He doesn't do this for recognition.
I can get you a one-on-one with Blankman.
You have a big finger.
Okay, make that turn, make the turn.
* Pretty, pretty lady
Grandma, one man cannot save the world.
Midget Man, what inspired you to become a super hero?
with super-slick Blank-goop.
What? Nothin'.