Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good thinking, Blankman. At least those scumbags won't get the city's money.

when Mrs. Reem brought it in.

* Tag Team's back on the Blankman's soundtrack

It's a sound-activated aerodynamic, insect predator, sir.

Give me the damn belt!

Gotta go, gotta run.

'cause she caught me in the xerox room talking to my nuts.

Well, they shouldn't be doin' that.

* Can he fly into the air?

What is it now?

And I'd like to say thank you to Kimberly Jonz.

* All I want to know

Okay, Darryl, what is this?

Oh, I heard you won a...a toaster at sperm bank.

The woman's bathroom. That fiend!

Tony, the vault!

* Where I live you must first learn to stand and fight

Lady, what are you...

I'm not leaving here, gosh darn it,

Um, he is... he is

This is serious!

* Pretty lady, oh, baby

We gonna take him down together, me and you?

I would love to play with you,

Kevin, don't you want to make the world a safer place?

Oh, my God, he shot me.

that he issue a warrant for your arrest on bribery and extortion.

You all want your money?

* Then you'll understand

Look, this is as close as I can talk, man, okay?

* I thought you

And while you're in there, I have rigged up

* To the extreme, Tell you what I mean

Neat, isn't it, Kevin?

* Anywhere we go The east and the west

Come on, come on, come on.

This is tabloid television. We can do anything.

Yeah, I...I told him not to go in there!

You're gonna have plenty of time to figure that out, Minelli,

You'll never get through the doors.

You will wear that belt.

I'll just have some coffee 'cause I gotta run.

Holy needy neighbor!

What'd you say?

Dry these little wings, so these birdies can fly.

* Hey, what's your name?

Blankman will handle it.

Mayor Marvin Harris has come up with a plan

Don't work too hard.

Wait up, J-5. Wait up.

All that's gonna change when Assemblyman Harris is elected mayor.

maybe I could reason with them?

Isn't this great? We'll never get out of here alive.

He's kind of wack, right?

Listen! Look what you made me do now!

is gonna blow us up with one of those damn inventions.

"From your would-be producer who always produces." Me.

but the memory of this moment will last a lifetime.

Of course we don’t SILLY BILLY GUNDROPS

Take a look at this. This is Blank-mania sweeping the nation.

Got no angle, no edge!

* Is can I have your name so we can go

along with myself, by Michael Minelli and his band of stooges.

Where's the baby?

Down into the earth.

Man, get outta here before I hurt you.

I'll think about it.

I need your assistance. I'm a crime fighter.

Those people are animals.

An abandoned old subway station.

All I wanted to do was help.

don't walk away with...

* Just give me half a chance

is that he's, you know, a geek.

Okay, help is on its way. What are we gonna do?

Go, go, go, go!

No, I'm all right.

Yeah, keep flushing!

Uh-oh. Looks like the 13's comin' out of the station.

What's in it for you?

So must be that thing in your pants.

Kimberly, we're back from commercial.

Kick the glass!

* Why not try stronger Rock me body longer

I hope this works.

* Let your soul cry up

* Oh, my God, what have we come to?

* Come through, Blankman with no "S" only just so

not a guy who's out robbing laundromats

Think about electronics. Electronics.

Eat me! Take a hike!

Or whoever you are.

I still hear ticking.

Hello, Kimberly.

Do something. Hurry, J-5.

J-5 should be gingerly on his way!

* Don't wait around for someone else

A lady by the name of Kimberly Jonz.

Yeah, shoot him in the head.

* So it's wise to recognize

* I want your number

Okay, step back. There's fire in the hole.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

* Puttin' in work on the bad guys and doin' pretty good

But, what... Y'all didn't...

I understand you're gonna need some campaign contributions,

And you, Other Guy,

This could be the center of our citadel of crime fighting!

Don't go to pieces.

You can't walk around like some vigilante.

Then I'm sorry I ruined your life.

Don't you know it.