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Oh, shi...
Never mind!
Gee whiz, they're selling drugs
Driver, take me to 10th Street now!
Must spray floor
The Blank-station.
Well, a beautiful woman should always wear a carnation, that's all.
You are not gonna do this. I'm not gonna let you...
I think you better get outta here.
I'm paralyzed from the waist down.
I'm normal now.
I can't hear you.
"A post office worker wipes out an entire zip code,
Hello, Mr. Mayor.
The procession worked its way through the downtown area
Look, you got what you wanted.
Get up.
* Cinderella dressed in yellow
No, no, no, no.
Blankman.
The South American Twitsue butterfly.
One thing they didn't count on
I'm Kimberly Jonz.
Yeah, I just need a burger, man.
Easy!
* Just give me half a chance
That's all I wanted to know.
All right, get me out of this thing. Come on!
Darryl, wait a minute. Hold up.
Ah! Powerful stuff.
Boom! Wheelchair over here, cowboy boot over there.
I'll give you my card. You don't gotta sneak around.
* In your life like life is good
It's gonna blow!
Darryl.
* Dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it, dig deep *
See, wasted heat from the toast rises up to the pan,
Bring your goofy ass on!
He is a super hero.
Who will dislodge Other Guy's fist away from Blankman's eye?
If you ever want to see this pretty little Kimberly again,
* A super hero from the ghetto's lookin' out for me
Go, J-5! Yeah, baby.
Mayday! Mayday!
* Don't talk about it
* I'm almost there, I'm coming *
Darryl, talk.
* Yo, cool, where's fool?
right across the street from our house!
Who's playing with the toilet?
Wow, that was a great ride.
and we're five points up!
the most wonderful man I've ever met in my entire life.
This is great!
Wait, let me think.
Thank you, Blankman.
Hell, no.
I present you, Blankman,
Watch out for Grandma.
* Yeah
despite erics best efforts no one guessed bangkok
Look, my sources connect Mayor Cates
You close that one down,
You need to throw that in the trash with the rest of that junk.
Gentlemen.
* You say that you are so helpless, too
Oh, hello, Blankman.
Tell him why. Tell him why.
Yeah, but it's great junk.
Vacuum power pack, on.
This kid, he talks like he's out of the funny papers or something.
Yeah.
* To the Lord
Well...
He saved me.
Oh, I bet that one doesn't ring much.
the Carrolls of Charleston, South Carolina.
Hey, you lost a shoe.
Curses. I can't get the hang of that thing.
Please! Please, Darryl, do this interview.
Hello, Kimberly.
That, too. Hand it over.
So, I think I'm gonna set it
I'm a fanatic about clean clothes.
Fifi!
Alone. Okay.
Yeah, sure.
This bag is full of explosives.
That's your crime-fighter name.
* Another night, you're doing the best you can
Electronics.
It's time for you to pay the piper.
Nah?
Darryl.
Who you gonna interview for that? Cates?
or...or Blankman and Darryl gonna be livin' at the damn train station!
Is everybody hip to Blankman, right?
You did what you could.
Minelli, you're going down.
and Harris is the only candidate to ever set foot in it.
Okay.
that there was a black guy in a cape riding around in a police car,
Uh, Darryl, give me the belt. I'm gonna wear it, man.
Closer. Over.
We can't do that. We'll have to see her thing.
Blankman says there's no time.
My only concern is one Miss Kimberly Jonz.
* There's so much I can and really want to do
You're askin' for trouble?
And what is your name, Other Guy?
* Well, well, well