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* Someone needs a helping hand
I need my check cashed!
what happened with you and Blankman last night?
J-5, to the street. Now!
I want my money, girl!
Okay.
Yeah, but you did what you could.
Is someone behind me? What's the joke?
I've got hungry kids at home!
If you can't get anything real,
Never mind!
But we gonna do it my way.
That is the bravest thing I've ever seen anybody do in my entire life!
She kissed you?
* You've got one to be giving
I don't like the looks of that.
And I'll once again don the Blank-suit.
And that's a guarantee.
I made you an outfit, too.
So this is Hard Edition, huh?
Numerous reports have come in from police and citizens
Okay, hang on, I'm comin' down. Just hang on.
Now,
And since I'm cruising on the streets anyways,
Help, Blankman! Help!
Uh,
Blankman! Blankman! Blankman! Blankman! Blankman! Blankman!
Stop! Hey, wait, wait for me!
No one else would have gone in there.
Ever since my grandmother died,
who runs around in his Grandma's underwear
It's politics as usual in the Mayor's office.
I can't believe you,
Listen. Listen!
Well, it's not exactly what I had in mind.
What you guys, nuts? There are a hundred pissed off cops outside.
You can't buy me.
because here I come!
On Friday, any worker can redeem them at the First City Bank.
How you doin', Mr. Mayor?
He's programmed to do so much,
Driver, quick, take me to 10th Street, on the double.
You didn't sleep well last night, did you?
I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna have to stand in line like everyone else.
Because that'll take all the fun out of it, silly billy gumdrops!
we're grown, remember?
No, I'm a gentleman.
Blankman, I'm Police Commissioner Gains.
Calm down.
* To the future
is 68-year-old Eleanor Walker,
It's almost like you live in a different world,
* Blankman
She kissed Blankman.
Great! Where's it at?
Hoo-hoo!
what was the carnation for?
What are you doin' in there?
Now we can talk together all day long.
* What's your number?
J-5! J-5, thank God you're all right, buddy.
I said, this is great!
No, there's no time. It could be anywhere.
* Be a super hero
he's...he's actually rather brilliant.
You got to be with a woman first!
I'm not wearin' that crap!
if you don't want to.
This is Kimberly.
and unloading of passengers only. No parking.
Is it working?
Yeah. I was working on my latest creation.
This is great.
* Blankman
* I want your number
of the things that we promise to do in this campaign.
referring to the fleeing ex-role model as
All right, all right, I give up. I give up!
Hurry up, morons!
Darryl, I got great news! I got a real news assignment!
What?
We can't find it. We messed up!
"and the police are threatening to walk out on a strike."
I'm a father.
Darryl, why did you do that?
Back to back.
You live in reality. You got nothin'.
* Listen to my band
They don't have two nickels to rub together,
What?
Get 'em!
Are you happy?
I collected it while you were sleepin'.
You're right. It'd be too cold in the winter.
Why a carnation?
is he really Mr. Wonderful or what?
Don't touch the third rail or you're dead.
* Pretty lady
Batman!
I came to see if you were busy tonight.
Kevin, is that your grandma?
Okay, I don't have one yet,
* Blankman helped me out, helped my mama out
Look, I think we should do a follow-up
Excuse me, hello?
Hurry up! It's comin' on!
Okay, I can pull up the plans to the news building
Bullets bounce right off of him.
No, Kevin, there's something I didn't tell you.
This tank is not half full,
So,
Yes, Miss Anchor Lady, this just in.
Stop 'em! Stop 'em!