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Oh, it's the Blank-wheel.
David Koresh, 52 days in the number one spot.
No, not yet.
* Wait a second, I reckon that I'm makin' like Blankman
We've got a pregnant situation here. 13 Fillmore Street.
Now, what are you doin' down here?
Yeah. See ya, Minelli.
'Cause you just said the building is not going to blow up, right?
* Don't wait around for someone else
This was a toaster
Minelli killed Grandma.
* You can make it happen by yourself
Hello?
Yeah.
Goofy asshole.
The only problem I see
Yeah, this stinks! Where's my money?
Hey, wait!
It's a wheelchair.
Now, that's a great story.
You know, anyone can rob a bank,
Did you find a bomb?
Nobody knows who you are. Let's go, loonyman.
You told me that Blankman was gonna be here,
Did I do that?
It's a boy! It's a boy.
Sammy.
Now what you want for breakfast?
Yeah? Really? How much?
A flying flycatcher.
Hello, folks! Say hello to the bad guys!
It's called the speculum of life.
Oh.
You know, make sure everything's working,
Who let you out the Hard Edition dungeon?
* How many doctors did it take *
Listen, pal, look in the back.
* That you don't know what to do
What is it, J-5? You see something in here?
but it was through my belt buckle.
Darryl, I got a real job.
No, I don't know what I'm doing. Move out of the way.
Just tell her you're Blankman, Darryl.
* If you open it you'll see
Oh, Kevin. You gotta tell me.
Was she gettin' kidnapped?
You'll be there.
Every man who looks out his window,
Have you ever committed a crime?
Later, the Mayor addressed the hearty crowd on the steps of City Hall,
Where you goin'?
You've been asking about me, haven't you?
* Blankman
Yes, let's go. Like a team.
Don't! What are you doing?
squarely on Blankman's shoulders,
But it's a big world, and we all have to do our part.
* Yeah
You get an interview with Michael Minelli,
Where is the Blankman?
What did I say?
Why don't you shoot him in the head?
Hmm, that's a tough one. Uh...
I think we're gonna have to deliver this baby.
Well, why don't we just go through the front?
Blankman!
Blankman was in control here.
I was starting to get a little dizzy.
Darryl. Hi.
* But I cannot until I get through
Well, do you blame 'em? They haven't been paid in two weeks.
they gonna arrest you and lock you in the nuthouse.
Nobody moves! Give me all your money!
What did you do with the Mayor?
Meet a real fab family,
You're all hip to Blankman.
May I take your order, please?
It's a toaster plus.
* Nobody cares
Holy bad reception, Batman. I'll fix it.
I said, where are we going?
This is gonna be perfect.
And in five, four, three, two...
I didn't like that tongue probing my mouth anyway.
* Yeah, positive's the way that we kick it
Blankman! Blankman! Blankman! Blankman!
I'm outta here!
to be on hand to receive a special award.
Cut that out down there, or I'm callin' the police!
No, you don't have to wear my stupid old belt