Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right.
- How about a book? - Okay.
And for starters, your old man is gonna teach you how to ride...
Quit your daydreaming, melonhead.
Enchiladas!
- Homie, what's...? - Marge, I'll explain to you afterwards.
...in Simpson & Son's Revitalizing Tonic.
And I was always proud...
Oh, Abe, maybe our Homer could grow up to be president someday.
I hadn't thought that far ahead.
Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.
You're home safe. See you the next time we need your signature.
No offense, but your half-assed under-parenting was a lot more fun...
The Pharaoh's Chamber has a vibrating sarcophagus.
This biography of Peter Uebberoth is only 99 cents.
We need to talk about the marital difficulties we've been having lately.
You're never gonna tell the other child cuz you never wanna tell the other child. You're never gonna tell the other child cuz you never wanna tell the other child.
I'm gonna get out of the car.
What about my New Year's resolution?
So are you gonna say something nice now?
The adults are definitely paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
- You're the screwup! - Why, you little...
Son. My dear son.
...talk about sex?
Here you go, you ingrate!