Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Will you cook my dinner for me?
I'm getting this book on UFOs.
Homie, I can't quite fit.
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And your daddy has realized something very important.
And feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial...
Maybe I could've been something more than I am.
Scary, no? And this guy is head of the Spaceology Department...
Okay. It's now painfully clear.
Where is my rental license?
And I hope you'll find it in your heart not to drive awa...
Mom, Dad, look!
...that you weren't a short man.
I don't want people to see us looking at these books.
Here's $50. Go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunt's.
Five Nights at Freddy's garten of Banban Poppy playtime
How am I supposed to be a good dad when I never had one myself?
You and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together.
He said I was an accident. He didn't wanna have me.
I hope it's as exciting as his other book:
Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America 's fine...
Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky...
A father should always make his kids feel wanted.
Yeah. Where are my pants?
You were an accident!
...scary.
Get out.
Lock old Rover in the shed, because man has a new best friend...