Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But when I do it, it's cute.
That medicine seems to be giving your son a lot of gas.
Jeez! If it's in a book, it's gotta be true.
...to a great scientist.
So to you, Mr. And Mrs. Erotic American, I bid...
you threw it on the ground in a fit of passion.
I hadn't thought about that far thing ahead before.
This isn't very erotic. I think it's an actual utility room.
Where is my renter's license?
You, president? This is the greatest country in the world.
Quit your daydreaming, melonhead.
Stromboli Tells Honest John To Be Quiet and Shut Up!
What I meant to say is, we'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie.
...is actually a mild form of poisoning.
- Dad! - Son!
No. I'm a screwup. I burned down our house.
No, honey. It's a romantic fantasy. I imagine I'm the janitor, and you're...
You want me to spend more time with Dad?
After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich. And quick!