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Sorry there, Fred and Ethel. Should have made a reservation.
The Coachman Tells Stromboli To Be Quiet!
But I promise you the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.
I used to be a fat, disgusting slob.
...at the cyclotron, doctor.
What's going on? Where are all the grownups?
You look like a man with an overworked ass... Ow!
Look at me, Mom. I am President Kennedy.
Haven't you ever heard of Ockham's razor?
So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults.
You fool. Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy?
...nutty, chewy, chocolatey... Put it away, boy! ...situation.
Tonight, we'll push the twin beds together.
...are forcing our parents to go to bed early...
- You know what? - What?
...I never said anything nice about you.
I don’t always sleep But when I do, it’s like this
I guess people have some sort of moral objection to our sex drug.
Drink it!
I don 't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower.