Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe they're all reverse vampires and they have to get home before dark.
But I can help you with your loving problem.
Yes, you, sir.
Don’t TURN ON THE LIGHT!!
I'm a screwup. I burned down our house.
Hello, Americans. Paul Harvey here.
Oh, boy! Now I can sleep out in the yard!
You just be ready with that garbage bag.
...with one incontrovertible demonstration.
...when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water.
You didn't wanna have Bart.
You threw them out the window.
I'm with you, Dad.
...and give you the attention you deserve.
Starting now, I promise to spend more time with you...
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it!
We only got one room left.
...together."
Why are we stopping at this dump?
U is for Umbrella