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And it was working,
I lied about the candle of the month present for Mom being on sale.
Well, I do declare.
But I think it's worth it.
♪
Uh, it made me realize
[pleasant music playing]
Okay. [chuckles]
♪ Clearly in Hollywood...
Like you'd need to pretend.
Oh, nice to meet you.
"And you're one of those annoying bitches
That's a thing?
♪ Pa-pa-pa Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
and I was, um, a little confused,
I mean, if that's what you wanted to do, um...
Haven't seen you this dolled up in a while.
No.
I have just found our novel defense.
Alice: I guess I've never been the one in the driver's seat
Do you like comedy?
Would ruin it. Would completely ruin it.
side-swept bangs?
Puts him at the party around 11:19.
♪ I don't want to fall another moment ♪
Uh, have you ever been to the Redwood National Park?
"Because what I really want is...
Even if you are pretty as a peach
It's been a real passion project.
And you shot down every single one of my ideas.
Okay, revisionist history much?
I wanna be in a relationship with her.
You pay half. You can't go, but you feel bad,
Okay.
Just send her a "You up?" text, and you're in.
[ting]
♪ Sometimes all I think about is you... ♪
I've been spotted by Mr. Mercurial.
and board games.
Well, tonight, I am not Mariana.
Kathleen: 11:11.
Do you want me to wait for you?
and watch seven seasons of Parks and Rec,
My photo's time stamp.
What?
"I just said that to make you jealous.
Except I did waltz with my mom at my brother's wedding.
-It is? -No!
If you truly want to be in the driver's seat,
Then tell her that.
What's it setting us back?
And the truth is they're pretty amazing candles
it's bound to get messy.
-Hi. -Mm-hmm.
That was my first date in a long time,
longer than we thought.