Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...if there's the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
Can I have a medium Diet Coke?
Oh, real good, George. Real good.
Ruskis be like....
You get the tickets. I'll wait for him.
I don't know. Does this movie stink or what?
...to one of your peers who possesses a clearer understanding...
- Save me a seat. - No, I don't wanna save seats.
They never hire anyone between the ages of 15 and 80.
...in the parking lot, after the movie, talking with his friends, going:
- Is it real butter? - It's butter flavouring.
- I want to go. Tak e me with you. - Wel, don't be a sily goose.
I told you about that guy who tore my coat.
The whole atmosphere stunk from fish.
Hey, by the way, you owe me $7.50.
Jerry, I'll wait just to make sure you get in, that's all.
No, no, I can't sit in the front row.
Come on. Go.
All right, forget the movie. I'll do the 11:00 spot. I'll be back.
- Don't start. What are you doing now? - What am I doing?
We just did this
Listen, I just went to go get popcorn and-
Jeremy, Don’t start up with me
I just went out. I went to look for my friend.
Just for a few months.
That's my coat. Give me that. Where did you get that?
- I hear you, guy. - I'm doing Letterman Monday.
What's the problem?
- Are these your things? - Yeah.
No, I don't wanna go to a miniplex multi-theatre.
Elaine?
- Jerry. - Elaine.
- What happened to you? - I missed you at the other theatre.