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what the hell time is it?
On a date with my mom, instead of walking out the door.
Is that what you've been holding onto all these years?
I have a date with my son.
Somebody loves me.
I don't know which of these five cell numbers he answers,
As a child, I had a prize pig that I thought was my best friend.
marriage certificate, my mother's boyfriend?
Great!
Irregardless!
All right!
White oppressors, answer my question.
- Tracy's here already? - I guess so.
3:15.
- I bet you can, you son of a bitch. - I beg your pardon?
2:45 p.m.
He's not an animal!
Colleen is very vulnerable right now, and scam artists can smell that.
For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.
Thank you, mother.
And be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and know your lines.
It's not a toy!
Paul lives in Florida.
- My god. Have you told Colleen? - No Colleen.
Colleen, can I borrow one of your ties?
- Paul's not your dad. - But Paul's here.