Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JAY, IT'S ME! IT'S CARLOS!

-OUR PARENTS WILL BE? -(Mal laughs)

I MEAN, HE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE A VILLAIN A QUEEN.

NOT DESTROYING THINGS.

HEY, MAL. I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS TODAY.

-UH, DO YOU-- -MAL?

♪ Evil like me, don't you wanna be mean... ♪

WELL, I NEVER WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING,

-DON'T DO THIS, CHAD. -WHAT?

BETWEEN PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL.

YOUR PARENTS CAN'T REACH YOU HERE.

♪ And our hearts ignite ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Can't take me home ♪

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY DUMB TO GET A GUY.

NO, I THINK WE ARE DEFINITELY GONERS.

AND YOUR MOTHER BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOOED

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I TOTALLY DO NOT BLAME YOU FOR YOUR MOTHER

♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

-"GRAMMY"? -SLEEPING BEAUTY'S MOTHER.

DON'T BLOW IT, KIDDO.

I THINK THEY WILL BE QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN US,

AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

AND WITH THAT WAND AND MY SCEPTER,

-(girls laughing) -THE NAME'S JAY.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THEY ALLOW DOGS IN AURADON.

(upbeat electronic music plays)

YOU'RE WELCOME.

REMEMBER? WHEN WE WERE SPREADING EVIL AND RUINING LIVES.

-♪ Let's set it off ♪ -♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

-BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-- -BOO.

-EVEN WHEN IT ISN'T EASY. -I DID?

-♪ All right ♪ -Hey!

-BEN. -(Belle gasps)

-THAT'S COOL. -DON'T GO!

AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

GRAMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO BE TALKING TO THIS GIRL.

-OH. -AND THAT SPARKLING WAND.

(sing-song) LEAVE IT LIKE YOU FOUND IT!

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU AND ME, BABY.

-BACK OFF, CHAD. ALL RIGHT? -(all shouting)

-HELLO THERE. -HI.

I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, THE...

of who's the fairest of them all.

LONG LIVE EVIL! YOU'RE MEAN!

WHO HAPPENED TO BE KINGS AND QUEENS.

All: ♪ Misunderstood ♪

ARE THOSE LITTLE CROWNS ON YOUR SHORTS?

-I CAN FIX THAT WITH SOME GLOSS AND SOME BLUSH. -NO!

HEY, GUYS. HOW IS EVERYONE?

OR YOU COULD LEAVE ALL OF THIS HERE

I DIDN'T MAKE A GOOD DECISION UNTIL I WAS AT LEAST 42.

(silently mouthing)

-OH, NO, NO! -WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

-YOU ALL GOING TO THE TOURNEY GAME TONIGHT? -Girls: YEAH.

He's the perfect size for a pet.

♪ Call me a freak ♪

YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

THAT'S THE FACE!

-YEAH, THE WHOLE SCHOOL GOES. -WOW.

-Ben: OKAY. -BYE, BENNYBOO.

-YOU READY? -MM-HMM.

-♪ Yeah, if that's okay ♪ -All: Hey!

MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND,

(laughs) YEAH. AND DO YOU THANK ME? NO!

HEY! YOU'RE MALEFICENT'S DAUGHTER, AREN'T YOU?

MOM SAID, "IF A BOY CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTY WITHIN,

You stole another bitch’s man! And that man has a little Vienna sausage in his drawls!, that’s why they call him a shrink!

IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE AND GREATEST PLEASURE

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

EVIL QUEEN'S DAUGHTER.

Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on?

YOU HEARD HIM. GET OUT THERE!

-ARE WE DONE? -YEAH.

FALLING IN LOVE IS WEAK...

YOU'RE AWFUL! YOU'RE BAD NEWS!

I WANT TO LISTEN TO MY HEART, TOO.

I AM GONNA ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE THAT ENERGY

THE LEGS, ELBOWS, EARS.

AND RIDICULOUS.

(stammers) Carlos, is that a dog?

♪ Kings and queens, it's our time to rise ♪

-B, PAINT IT ON AN APPLE? -(laughs)

-"AMU"? -I FORGET.

OH, RUN ALONG. YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP.

(dog whimpering)

-(all laugh) -♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

-BUT THEN AGAIN, NEITHER ARE WE! -(both laugh)

-DAD, JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE. -I WON'T HEAR OF IT.

DON'T BE NERVOUS.

-♪ This is us taking back the night ♪ -♪ Ohayohay ♪

WAIT, DIDN'T YOUR MOMS EVER MAKE YOU GUYS,

♪ Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten ♪

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME EATING A JELLY DONUT?

-GIVE ME AN "L"! -All: "L"!

LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING SAD,

BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER'S CURSE.

♪ And hardened as stone? ♪

-CAREFUL, MAL! -(crackling)

I MEAN, THEY'RE CHEWY AND, AND YOU KNOW, THEY--

BECAUSE WE'RE ROTTEN...

-WHATEVER IT IS. -IT'S CALLED A MAGIC MIR--

HI! IT'S JANE, RIGHT?

(laughing, grunting) WHOO! WHOA! AH!

I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN THEM.

-THERE IT IS! -ZOOM OUT.

SHE'S DEFINITELY HAD WORK DONE.

♪ Should I let my heart keep listenin'? ♪

WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF YOU CAN FIND US THE WAND?

BUT THE LIBRARY HOURS ARE FROM 8:00 TO 11:00.

♪ I'm nothing like the kid next ♪

-Mal: OH! -(Ben laughs)