Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I heard Wood hauled you into his office. - Well, yeah.

- Oh. - (Xander) Oh. Oh!

Almost... Who, now?

That is a lot of pressure.

True. You fell for a mystical, ancient curse.

I think it's cool that you faced him. Wood.

We're not responsible for anything we did morally or, you know, legally.

You realise Anya's probably seducing RJ as we speak?

It will. It already is.

- RJ's a guy. - I did notice that, yeah.

I just don't think it's the school basement that's making people crazy.

(Anya) Wait, I know what he'll like.

Now go to your closet.

That guy with the thing.

We have a good shot, for a new team.

Dawn, please stop crying. Please?

but with the sexual experience and stuff.

Yes, he did. I can tell.

Dawn, what is that?

There will always be vengeance demons. But now you, Anya, you're out.

(# "School Blood" by King Black Acid)

- You're just crazy. - It is so real! I love him.

He didn't dump me!

Yeah. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition."

And it would be true, forever.

Even if you found the right one, he'd probably just do an anti-anti-love spell spell... spell.

Don't want your sodding food anyway.

This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart.

- What's going on? - Willow's in love with my boyfriend, RJ.

I think I can't stand him, but then sometimes...

I'm just scared that while I'm laying back, some other girl's gonna sweep him up.

No, it's about both of them.

- Dawn, I'm not making fun of you. - Just go.

Again, since yesterday. Dawn, it's awfully fast.

- It's my life. I'll do what I want to. - I don't think so.

Now, please go away.

Before Buffy, Anya and Dawn prove they love RJ the most.

- What? - (doorbell)

It's true and real. This isn't magic. This is my heart.

That's OK. I'm just really sorry it happened.

I mean, you put all this energy into chasing and having and brooding and...

on every ugly wall in the world.

This is a plan? You're gonna steal RJ by being trisected?