Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll show you how to play.
Man, he owes me money.
I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault!
I'm calling the cops on you two!
And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing but sit her black ass down.
No, Calvin, let them go!
For what?
What? - Who drank my stupid sour patch kids?
We need it right now.
What's wrong with you? Are you retarded? - What's up man?
I lead. You follow.
Now if you measure around a woman's waist, right?
But you understand, it wasn't just money. - $5, player?
Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy. - For real, man.
Don't ignore me like that.
I'm just saying... - Who you talking about?
You just stay right there!
Did you know you get on my nerves?
Come on. Your drop.
From the heel, dog. Let the toe go.
You're going to Jail for life, player!
I never knew money could be so heavy.
Selling my phones, man.
Tell me something.
Thanks, Cal.
Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT.
You that dumb nigger.
I don't have to see you... - What'd you see?
He was a fashion expert.
Man, that dude is crazy.
Kill that noise. You know everyone starts out in the first chair.
At the barbershop. - All day?
Man, she was tired.
It's the principle!
Come on. - Okay.
Hey, what the helI's wrong with you?
And you ain't allowing me to do it.
You gonna mess around and send me into premature labor.
My sister-in-law was keeping her. She's a crackhead and I can't have that.
Gabby!
You know what? I mean, think about it.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I was here in '68 when they robbed and burned down...
Courage? What you going do?
Your cousin? - J.D. did this to me.
I was here in '74, when desegregation started...
Run Nigga Run
Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action, I'll take them all on!
I said, she a ho! - No!
You know...
You can talk about whoever and whatever, whenever you want to in a barbershop.
This is Chi-Town's finest, and I ain't going out like no sucker.
Okay, lead.
$5?
How you like your chicken, Ricky? Original, or extra crispy?
The girls dressed like little barbers.
I don't touch nobody else's stuff--
It will.
I know you heard that Dhanush
Pull this sock off for me, too. - Are these socks clean?
Jay! Come here, you punk!
Get this phone from me, two for one. - The last one didn't work.
damn damn damn!
Don't make me smack you. - I told you once.
Munster front, Wyclef right.
Lunch?
You can't even click it right. - Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
Man, I learned a lot, man. - What about the police, man?
Yes, this is true.
Hell. - Give me that, let me!
My finger!
Not you. Me.
You don't know what a scallop is.
Knock his college ass out!
People like that always get theirs in the end.
GRRRRRRRRRR
Me instigating shit between my grandkids
What matters is, I made this move for us. This is for us.
They were real pretty.
That's right! I said it!
Come on, man! What you doing?
Thank you, cutie.
I been calling you all day about the bumper.
Spartans tonight we dine and Kaylee saying my leg and humble ducky dancing
He ain't to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.
Bfdi club objects forever - stop moving leafy and friends profily: SURE! CAKE YOU MIGHT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?! Nickel: holy object!!!!! Shopping cart: nickel that's a stone. but you need to make it!
with a Jacuzzi, pool... - Listen.
is that she was a secretary at the NAACCP...
Listen to me, baby, check it out. - Ray! What you doing?
Because that's what I'm gonna buy for my baby.
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What was that for?
Get it.
Trying to get this studio together so we can finally make money off this stuff.
No, Calvin, let me tell it.
Why is that? - 'Cause I was running outta insults.
The signature says Sweetness right there!
I bet that you all didn't even know Jesus wasn't a Christian.
This isn't the end of the line for Jimmy James.
Damn damn damn!
You know, over at the shop?
Us? - Yes.
Yeah. - Thank you.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Okay, man, are we straight or what?