Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A licensed, professional barber.
Not today, man.
Capt's face when smith comes in with walgreens bags
I wish the money in it was mine.
How are you doing, Mr. Wallace?
I got plenty of customers. You just come on the wrong day.
Who ate my stupid sour patch kids?
I appreciate everything you guys do for the shop.
Movieworld Movieworld everywhere...
613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan.
You see i'm paying $88392927 for this wedding and i've basically preparing the house. So what've uou gotta do now? Well all that's left is handing out the dove scrolls.
Okay.
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I'm feeling to go get some fish.
Why'd Williams come get you, man? - My cousin did this to me.
Come on, man, Cal, I'm just selling my phones, man.
What? Keep it moving.
But, Lord willing...
Hold tight, man. What you trying to say?
Yeah. - Well, real quick.
Let's go. - Here we go, baby! Here we go!
Wait. Hold on here.
Stop. You better stop playing.
Hold still.
He let all those barbers in there use their station whenever they wanted to...
Now, on the other side, we got... - Right.
Five minutes.
Hitting Your Head On Lizzie McGuire's Feet and Dr. Dre Forgot About Dreams.
No.
When the air conditioner broke, who brought the Freon? Me.
I'm gonna get your black ass.
Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things.
What did he do?
Mother Love.
Oh, shit!
My hand!
Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive if I hadn't done the shake move...
Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners.
Right, who lined you up? - It was Jimmy who did....
He's not crippled. He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up.
That's nothing but gray hair poking up out your follicle. lt means nothing.
Hey, slow down.
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody...
But I promise you that I'll get you all your money back.
Did y’all see shyra With her orange face stuff I was like
What the hell you doing? That's my car! Stop hitting on my car!
Got the shoes
Nigga never come to see me.
You're saying this is who you are. This is who you'll be, right?
Thanks, man.
This is Calvin.
Not me.
This ain't the projects. This is a place of business.
Go get hooked up.
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Just general, all-around hustler.
Calvin, your father would have hooked me up.
Hey Shut Up Annoying Orange. Baboon Baboon Baboon Baboon! Yeah.... You Gonna Learn Today Lizzie! You Gonna Learn Today.
He cut a patch in the back of my head.
So, Ricky...
Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she?
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Come on.
I don't think I know everything, I'm saying that being educated...
It ain't even about the money. It's the principle.
Remember, we're raising money for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes.
That's us, man. Come on, we got to go.
I can't believe you got someone.
J.D.?
You got my money?
Damn!
I done told you twice. - Come on.
then where can we talk straight? Nowhere else.
Don't go there with that.
Let's go. - Hey, Rick!
Everywhere you look, there's opportunity. You know what I mean?
Hey, how you doing, Detective? What's going on across the street?
Is that not respirations? Is that respirations?
Man you gon take this money, you gon take this money, crack and cocaine, how you gon renege systematically Nigga i just said I don't want it, keep the money, crack and cocaine, goddamn it
I ain't pretending to be someone I saw on TV.
Julia, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up. Now. No.
What the hell? - Cars ain't made like they used to, man.
Well, yeah, it's your fault.
You want to have them coming in and out of the house?
Wait, that's a good car. I got one of them. I just bought one.
Actually, it's pretty good.
I've got it now.
We're trying to get our recording studio started.
And after last night...
We've got $50,000 back at the motel.
I got news for you, white boy. You're not black.
Man, why do I gotta...
But you only gave me $20,000.
Kaylee Asbury and Mia, and Topaz Trollhoper, you guys. Do you want to go to ponderosa steakhouse. They got food and soft ice cold drinks. And French fries! In Holt michigan.
I appreciate everybody in here.
Just go on out, go.
When the Ghetto D founder sees a fake Ghetto D slanger at Motel 6
You think you could hook me up like lverson? 'Cause that's my dog.
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and we get paid.
You know what? That was a passionate and surprisingly well-articulated argument.
'cause black people don't know how to act.
Actually, that's a love poem...
That damn shop.
This ain't no goddamn school of the blind, Calvin.
if I led you on in any kind of way, I'm sorry...
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Can't leave here without it. Simple and plain.
He owes me $5 from a crap game.
I've gotta think how. - The same way we stole it, the truck.
No, Eddie, you're wrong.
between a woman with a big ass and a big-ass woman.
I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster.