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That's a safari punch!

Message from Atlanta Falcons To Aaron Rodgers

You do that thing. But I can find better.

Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of glad you came to your senses.

You have a nice day.

you started spending all the money on those get-rich-quick schemes.

Hold tight, Lester, you got bigger problems than that, dog.

-You gonna take that? -Turn it up like this.

Cal, you could have told us.

You have to find the guys, Officer. - Okay.

How much I owe you for this? - No. Put your money away.

But let me tell you something. At the end of the day....

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

What about when Eddie had tax problems? I got him a new social.

I had to use it help my man Ricky get out of Jail.

Whatever you want, man. Got the new DMX, baby!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Gonna be real smooth like Gary Coleman!

What I'm saying is, is that black people need to stop lying.

Fade away, boo-yah!

Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself a Bentley with some 20s on it.

Because it's a mollusk.

A couple more years, I'm gonna retire, and I'm gonna move to Arizona.

You don't like strangers coming in and out of the shop.

You want some good ribs? You should go over to C&K on 75th.

You just stay here, work on the ATM.

Got them shoes!

I lost the shop.

Here go your money back. I'm putting it right here on the table for you.

It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere.

It don't make no sense.

You know what, player? We're gonna get caught.

You wrote that yourself?

I ain't playing games, baby.

I probably wouldn't say this in front of white folk.

You know, there are a lot of Babyface songs.

Like hell! This ain't no hateration, or no holleration in this dancery, okay?

Who drank my drink Who drank my goddamn starbucks drink

I heard, on BET, we supposed to make some money.

Just 'cause you go to some fancy college don't make you better than me.

There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop! You know that.

What are you doing in my shop?

Everything you needed I got for you.

'cause he invested in people.

He's supposed to pay.

Watch your toes.

That's not bad.

You forgot something!

I can live with that.

When did you start doing business with a loan shark like him?

I didn't hear that. - You heard me, Bourgie Banton.

Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Ricky here?

What? - I'm not here.

lf they handing it out, I won't turn down nothing but my collar.

Every time I hear the name Rosa Parks This is what I think of

That's how you lock a door, dog.

Hannah Montana gets slapped in the back of the head (2006)

Okay, but wait. Why was he here?

Am I all right?

Just think about that Babyface song.

when you run "DROP TABLE" on production environment

You are truly ignorant.

That means I still know what the hell I'm doing.

And a lot better.

I got too much to lose.

That's just the guesthouse.

Hannah Montana (2008)

Who drank my apple juice?

Getcho Burnt Cheeto head ass the fukk outta my crib!

Somebody help me!

Wait a minute. Don't open the door. ls it hers?

Run, nigger. Look at him go.

When you slang that Ghetto D To your Barbershop

Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up.

Can you see all right? I'll watch out on this side.

Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop. Left everything the same.

Hey, man. - Calvin.

Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman. I mean, it's respectable.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

All right, this is what we going to do.

You mean closing early? - What you mean by today?

Don't be scared. - I'm free. I'll cut your hair.

I knew it. - Get that flashlight out of my face!

Fellows, what's up?

Don't put your finger in my... - Leave.

Can you believe Shaka-Zulu? - Listen!

Next. - Hold on, man.