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Something about a monkey coming back. But his ass has too much pressure.
No, man. And now you've been going around with Big Ass.
that something as simple as a little haircut...
Keep the change.
Only difference between them and her...
What? - All right.
We appreciate you having us, Calvin. - I'm serious.
I ain't paying your ass nothing!
You know, getting the hookup...
Get up! I dare you!
Thank you. - You're welcome.
The same night you borrowed my truck.
You might learn something now.
I would've whupped him last week. - Why you think I was chasing him? What....
How come he can eat out front, while we... - 'Cause Eddie's old, man.
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It run.
Who drank my goddamn Hawaiian punch?
Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me?
I'll whup her ass. - No, man, don't do that.
Damn!
Get him up and get him out.
Take it down.
When I'm finished with her, you'll remember!
I don't believe this. - Why?
See what?
See, you do this all the time, man!
Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe!
You don't think he had nothing to do with that.
You're walking by yourself. I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing.
and don't know nothing. Let me. Sir, you mind?
Yes!
Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next.
but he was rich...
Fine, I'm Calling the Damn Cops! Bitch Call the Motherfukkin Cops Then!
Man, you even wish you had my clothes, my style, my walk.
Hey, Rick.
When he get through, his face gonna be real smooth, like Gary Coleman.
So, that makes it free, right?
The place where a black man means something!
That's right. Come on. Take care.
There go the thugs you want over there.
Calvin!
Do I have to draw you a picture? - No.
$20, man. - All right.
Terri...
Stop slamming them doors!
The whole thing, frankly...
Jimmy will never touch your head again, I promise.
It don't look that bad. - Yes, it does.
you're gonna lose the shop...
It just showed up, and then it was gone.
No, I'm straight, dog.
Hey, hey! Slow down right here. Slow down.
What's up, little man?
What's going on? What are you doing in my shop?
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Now, see, I told Sitting Bull across the street over there...
Man, you got to have it with you.
Calvin, your father wouldn't put up with this mess. You have to handle this.
What? - That's right, the principle.
I'm talking to my lady.
Or, if you sell it to me...
-Man, I got your money-- -See, I got money too.
All right. Hey, what can you do?
Grandma, did you say something? - Grandma don't see or hear too good.
Oh, my God. - Oh, God!
No. - Let me take my jacket off.
We only got about a hour.
Thanks. - Okay, you take care, now.
Say you ain't drink it. - Did you see...
DVDs CDs
Come on. Hold on.
What the hell is wrong with you? Got me running all over the goddamn place.
What's going on?
And they traced it back to me.
Can I show you something? - Yes.
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You got vision…
what advice can you offer a guy like me on the art of wooing women?
He knows what to say.
We gonna get paid.
You got vision
Bam
Hold it, Mr. Wallace.
You know that.
Who is she?
I'm just trying to get him clean like them Gillette commercials.
Thug nasty nasty thug
I'm gonna get my barbershop back.
I know you Heard
He was a Jew.
All I need is some cocoa butter. I can get that. Excuse me, player.
What'd she say? - Hey, man. Where you going?
How did we get out of that?
It's stupid.
Did you?
What's going on up in here? - I'm on your team!
All right.
You know what? I tell you this.
Hey, don't you make me....
And I want you to see what the word on the street is.
I don't see Lester's car.
Calvin. - Hey, baby.
She got you on that. - What can I do to keep your mouth shut?
Well I think every black person should at least get $100,000.
So, what you gonna do?
How is he gonna call himself a man of God?
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Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby.
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We're Watching The Old Spice Bearglove And Beggin Strips Gotta Get That Bacon And Mucinex And M&M's Can I Watch TV And Myrbetriq Doctor And Big Ass Biscuit
It's always something on a Saturday, isn't it?
Motherfucker.
Hey, boo. - This is just too much. Hi.
You ain't going out like no sucker? - No.
Because nobody in here want to be a barber...
You got any money?
Man, let me tell you something.
I should thank you.
and all them folk up in there, hippity-hoppity nonsense...
Hold on a second, baby.
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Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence