Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just a splash of hazelnut.

Sit up there, just watch too much World Cup TV and listen to that Jigga Ray...

See that? That right there is Oprah's guesthouse.

You come back in here. I'm going to call the police.

Get up against the wall! - Hold up, man, my foot!

So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club.

You know what, schoolboy? For your information...

Either that, or I go back to India.

You gonna cause a scene man for 5 dollars?!

Who drank my apple juice

Yes, this is true.

Jennifer Lopez.

I have never come across anybody just wanting to give me my money back.

Die. Die. Die. Dies. I know you see me looking at you when you already know I wanna die and you already know I wanna die in hell.

Shut up, Jimmy.

I hear that Evander Holyfield gonna put a Red Lobster in a church.

the money is yours, the shop is mine.

He ain't to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.

Hey, Lamar. Don't bring your skinny ass back.

Look, Calvin....

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don't know what y'all say, I ain't taking reparations.

Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers pulling good ass.

I'm only saying he's a cripple.

And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair.

These used to be my tools, dog. This used to be my station.

That's what you said about the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins.

I mean, look at you. You have hung in there.

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I told you to keep still... - I got a patch on my head!

Yes, you do. - In the nose, right here.

You know, your father would've been proud of you, too. Come here.

Come on, Billy, bring your ass back over here.

Excuse me. - I don't want your cooties.

It's the ratio.

Quit talking, more cut. Wait till my mom gets here.

Calvin, you got that candy? I want a Now and Later!

You know what? Look.

Your mama don't have real silverware, so we could get in here?

Let's go! Come on. Move it! Pull the chain, fool!

You want to know how I really feel about you?

Wait a minute. That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.

Tony Roma’s is delicious Ribs better than black ppl

What's up, Janelle?

got that new DMX baby!

O.J. did it? Oh, man!

FBI: we’ve brought in Jesse Jackson for a message of peace. Black peoples:

So, what, you just gonna break up with me?

Good to see you, thanks for coming. - Yes, indeed.

It's been in my family too long.

Yo! Detective Williams.

And if I had the money, I'd tip you guys myself.

Somebody out there doing somebody's car?

I was hoping you'd do the same thing here.

Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?

And the Smurfs bearglove and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I think Chicago PD might have a problem with this ATM machine...

I rebuild. I fix the store, and I stay right here.

Look, let me show you something.

Also, there were a bunch of people lined up at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart.

He wasn't going shoot nobody. He had on leather pants.

Die. Die. Die. Dies. I know you see me looking at you when you already know I wanna die you already know I wanna die in hell. You already know.

You look good. - Take care of the thing.

He's just a businessman from the street.

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What else can I have... - No, that's all you get.

I'm gonna call your mom and tell her what happened!

Come on, what you gonna give me for it?

Boy, they sure know how to kill a man's dreams.

and by the end of the day, I will know something.

We'll be right with you.

Who is it? - It's the manager! Open this door!

I'll show you something that's gonna make you much happier.

All right, here we go, baby!

Yeah, me neither.

You took too long That makes it free right?

For one brief, embarrassing moment, I chose to give up.

are you stupid simple or slow? which one?

That's not fair, you're taking his side.

Who are we gonna be working for?

I worked a double last night. I Just got home two hours ago.

All it need is a little paint and a tune-up, 'cause it backfires just about that much.

My father used to come here every Saturday. He loved this place.

What the hell is you looking at?

Julia, go upstairs, Get Your Boots and get cleaned up. Now. No.

I'm busy. - I don't want to see Eddie.

You all right. We need some more money.

Do I look like Barry Sanders? Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?

How you respond when someone’s been talking behind your back but nice to your face..

What's up, man?

Restraint? - Restraint.

Ricky, did you just say two-time loser?

"It evaporated."

Get away from my store!

Calvin, baby, what's going on?

We'll get you this time.

I wouldn't want to have any misappropriations going on up in here.

If I'm going to lose my shop, I just don't want to lose it this way.

'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus? - Come on, you know who she is.

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FBI: we’ve brought in Jesse Jackson for a message of peace. Black people:

Stop it! Put the bat down!

He ain't from here, I know that.

I was young. I didn't know.

Let me get you lathered up here.

Whatever it is you do...

How I be talking to Saturday mornings once the weekend finally arrives

Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother.

I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed.

What did you do? I got a patch in my head!

a scallop is a shellfish.

I sold the barbershop.

Calvin, you know I want to help you.

It ain't even a shellfish.

You better never let Sylvia Limon hear you talk like that.

All right, man, let's see it.

You're nothing but a minstrel show turned on its ear.

I don't want it! - Shut up! I got a Job to do!

These are for you.

They're going be good.

No sense of history.

You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to?