Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just bought it!

if he ever made the mistake of disrespecting her.

I'm a businessman, and a barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow.

I do want... - Out! Clown!

This is just a big video game!

Man, come on, I'm talking 'bout isms up and...

Hey, this is my grandmama's oxygen machine.

You understand? Thank you.

Come on, player. Come on, big man.

I know you are not talking to me about how to run my shop.

Where the hell you been, man?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You know I can't stand your uncle.

Here come Jumbo Mutumbo!

I put a big red sign saying:

Come in the back? - That's my girl.

Hold on a second, baby.

You going to take this money. How you gonna renege?

Hey, yo, listen up, everybody.

Firey: there's nothing we can stop him! *siren dances* leafy; actually no, we can insult him! Firey: wait, what? Leafy: hey! You son of a freak! Siren head: I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER! Firey: neither that

That's a trip. - Yes.

I'll have my own mural, my own shop.

And when you do get out, I'm going to be long gone!

Both my babies.

May, be, no one drank the St. Ides, maybe it evaporated like milk Maybe you got a crack on the bottle and it leaked down to the fridge fan

You're gonna cause a scene for $5?

Thank you. That's all I'm saying.

Not only is what you're saying not true...

And 5 gum and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Rick! Call me soon as they let you use a phone.

Thanks for bringing my coat.

That's what this is about? Me being in the pen?

Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Albert

But, listen. Your grandfather opened this shop.

and gotta worry 'bout this fool trying to shank you.

See that? That's why you can't have no business in the ghetto.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like that.

These young boys don't know nothing.

I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up.

Know what? Jimmy got a point.

Wait a minute. I take that back! Don't do that. Come back!

It's the hottest thing on the street. All the youngsters asking me about it.

trying to help everybody in this damn neighborhood.

Your sister's a demon child. - Whatever, man.

Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda?

Okay, all right.

Gotta call some backup for us.

Cutlass Sierra?

How you doing? - Fine. How you doing?

Shaking like ooty meat

No, it ain't. lt looks like a cash machine to me.

There's too much of myself to go around.

Thelma's son. Your grandson!

I ain't messing with that fool no more.

It had not even been loaded yet.

I need to say something.

Then I'll Squatch it like a bug instead. Then I'll Take Your PlayStation and computer. Face It. I'm In Charge Here.

I figured you'd make a case for how slavery got y'all oppressed...

So y’all don’t hear me?!

do do do a do do bird

What’s my mama code

Now that means that a 24-inch waist...

I love you. - Bullshit.

WHO DRANK MY DAMN APPLE JUICE?!

This is the barbershop!

I'll get you good! I'm gonna get you real good!

Why would people walk around with a patch in their head?

What you looking at me for? - Because I know you drank it.

thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you. You know that.

My foot! - Jay! You all right?

I bought some more apple juice.

I wanta watch Up (2009)

I said, the machine broke!

We going to see Lester Wallace.

Attitude will put you on. Confidence.

But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's liable to bust a cap in his ass, right?

Clean you up or something?

You sure about that?

That's you. And that's for you. Okay? Watch out.

Have some respect and decency for other people's stuff.

Hey! - Hey, girl!

Look what I've got. - Excuse me!

I got some eggs for you. You better come on and get 'em.

You got to buy lunch. I don't have any money.

Hold on, player. - Wait!

You're breaking up with me?

No! You can't tell nobody about this, you hear me?

I want you to be inconspicuous.

if you were to get me my money by, say...

that's the problem with your whole generation.

Man, that piece of Junk barely run.

What? - Who drank my goddamn apple juice?

No, he'll be in a little later, though.

and they got thrown in Jail, and they did it way before Rosa did!

Yo, just be yourself.

Do you and nothing need a ride? - Yeah.

Rick, get that off there, and lean him back.

I'm part of this shop, too, man.

Hell, no, man. - What?

I wouldn't have gave half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity.

and have nothing.

Hey, hook me up, Cal.

Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!

make it mean something to you.

Two, O.J. did it.