Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the hell are you doing, man?
So, Terri, I know you have a boyfriend and everything.
Nobody move!
Diarrhea, my ass. I ain't got to worry about you.
On what?
Sit down, Rayford.
Don't buy nothing from him.
Lester Wallace is not a loan shark. - Really?
Happy mlk day
You're sure you're gonna keep the barbershop open, right?
He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either.
that wanted to come down here and make something out they self.
for the rest of their life.
I'm just saying, being educated means you have opportunities.
Roots, get me a hot towel.
but sometimes I think...
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You wanna act like you ain't giving it up, but I'm going to get that, just like I got you.
That won't do nothing but make Cadillac number-one dealership in the country.
Why you always throwing out random trivia, like you know everything?
flushed down the drain...
Now they got photos of the plate.
Can you help me with this shoe?
Looking good for a change.
Right? Woman with a big ass!
My dog.
No. Get out of here. Go!
I mean, if we can't talk straight in a barbershop...
And Hitting Your Head On The CB4 and land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
'Cause you don't belong here. The white barbershop is uptown.
Calvin, what that boy name?
All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next? - Not me.
You got vision…
Pretty Ricky! What's up baby?
sitting in the middle of your floor, 'cause they been lookin' for it all day.
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Die. Die. Die. Dies. I know you see me looking at you when you already know I wanna die in hell you already know I wanna die in hell. You already know.
Black folks ought to boycott Arizona...
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THUG NASTY, NASTY THUG!!!
My mama's trying to come back, and he is doing that.
Get him on out of here.
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Before it comes to your dinner plate...
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I sold the shop.
And Oh Bob Saget. and tigerclaw and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and I paid for that. You Dick.Head and big fat sanoussi
None of that.
We don't need reparations. All right? We need restraint.
Maybe I'm bout to slap the shit of you, don't get on my bad side you ain't been in here nothing but a minute, I'll shootcha ass up
Hey, Calvin. - What's up man?
Don't make you better than no one.
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Wait, I'm sorry I messed up your flowers and everything.
He's not Arab, he's not Mexican, he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan.
When he down there in Georgia, slinging his thing through half the state.
Something like that. How much I owe you for this?
Martin Luther King was a hoe!
You talking about Linda from Parkview? - Yes, Big Ass.
Anything that's extra, they just clip it off. - Come on.
Now, that's a fire!
and you got to give it up to Rosa Parks, period.
we are unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others.
You can come in, and they'll give you a trim.
Hey, Eddie!
Happy birthday pimpin
Ribs better than black people?
If he owed you money, you'd be chasing him, too.
You walk your black ass into some white man's bank...
When the retro hits your bank account
You could do a lot worse than being a barber.
This is good chicken, too.
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What? - Why, Calvin?
Come on get in! Throw it up in there!
No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
And all he did was give away free haircuts. Now they want freebies.
Watch your mouth, Eddie!
I figured not. You mind just trimming me up a little bit?
Well, leave.
You gonna make me catch a case before I go to work?
Take the moneybag, let's do it!
Ass is like money. You can never have too much.
Who drank my goddamn Red Bull?
This morning, I made such a spectacle of myself.
And, please, black people, be on time...
That's coming right on off there. See, that's smooth.
I'm not gonna work my ass off for that.
Wasn't it good? I had him.
I mean, can't you see that?
Why Janelle won't stay out my business? God.
That means I've got senroyity.
There you go, man. Go and throw your life away.
What? - It's your fault, man!
No. Tony Roma's is delicious.
Wait a minute....
Calvin, what are you doing? - Hey, baby.
Fool almost messed up my part.
You see that right there? You know what that means?
Sit up there, just watch too much TV and listen to that Jigga Ray...
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You talking to me?
You got it? - I don't have it.
Y'all need some dogs I got this one, if you buy this one...
Let me show you. - You've got a picture.
Y'all come over here and learn something.
you got no skill.
Who drank my goddamn orange juice
But it just hard enough, you sitting there trying to cut some head...
You're a two-time felon.
As a black man, I got my pride and my dignity.
Me instigating shit between my grandkids
Damn, speaking of Pakistan....
What was that thing all about in there? You know that boy don't want no trouble.
Pampers if you're too late. - What's with the dogs?