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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You heard of that movie? Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102!
Knock his college ass out
If he can't be the best, he can go to hell, too.
Nose hairs?
I know you heard that.
And don't hate me 'cause I'm trying to make something of myself.
So come King's birthday, I want everybody to take the day off and get your freak on.
This money's yours. You hear me?
How's everybody doing?
RUN NIGGA!!! RUN!
Hook that up for me. - You got any money, Lamar?
Might need some help with that. - She told you.
Who stole my potato chips!!! Dont take shit from my desk!!!
See you later, baby.
I need $20.
I don't hate cheese toast just 'cause I'm eating...
Facts
And despite what you may think...
If he says yeah, kick his ass, if he says no, then squash it.
Maybe no one drank it. Maybe it evaporated.
Come on, Stedman.
When you in the office You keep your mouth shut!
Somebody might mistake this place for a chop shop.
Oh, no! - Police!
Let's not do this again. - Where is she?
Go!
could change the way a man felt on the inside.
the day after he had rushed 275 yards against Minnesota.
Come on, I got it, dog. It just went out. I can start it again.
I told you, I'm a man of my word.
I will if I want to. - If Tony Roma can make ribs better...
Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week.
How you doing, Mr. Wallace? - How you doing?
Slavery, it ruined my whole life.
Topping the news, Iast night someone stoIe the new ATM machine....
Damn! Open this door!
Yeah, this is Calvin.
Hey!
You think you could hook me up with your black girlfriend, white girlfriends...
They said you was working in the street. I didn't know you was cleaning them!
He ain't going to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.
What did you do?
I got diarrhea. - Diarrhea? If you done messed up...
You deserve more than this. I'm trying to give you the world.
But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind.
Y'all, look at this lady.
Take it, girl. That's all I got.
I was beginning to think you don't like Lester.
Baby....
“Who drank my apple juice?”
You know what, Cal? Just pull over.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Going home. I'm never coming in this shop again. I work for me.
"It evaporated."
That's bull. You know why? Because you got bills.
OJ DID IT
So, what did they say?
I don't know what they doing here.
lt isn't nothing but some dead skin.
Hey, that ain't even necessary right there!
Why you always gotta push somebody, man?
Why you sweating me? - Are you sweating, Richard?
This is Malcolm Brown's car.
No, he was a freak. Yeah.
Well, one of y'all MFs drank it. I'm tired of y'all, I swear!
I can't believe you sold your father's shop. - Jennifer....
Okay.
Calvin wouldn't give me a chair if I couldn't cut heads.
Hey, Checkers. - You got them?
You see that attitude? She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later.
I remember the last thing we were talking about was Linda from Parkview...
Thanks, man, I appreciate this.
and a grant that you used on your other businesses.
The machine broke, y'all!
But it takes respect to get respect. Understand?
But if you don't pay the property taxes, the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop.
Can we talk about something other than big, fat, Juicy asses, please?
You sold your father's barbershop to Lester Wallace?
Super-Size-Me Mandela, you wanna get up off my neck?
How many times I told you not to come in here soliciting?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Okay.
Do I look like my father? - Yeah.
Who're you telling? That's why black people can't have nothing.
Come on. - Oh, yeah.
to put the pimp hand down on Jesus himself...
See you on Sports Center. - See y'all soon.
The Panthers, you got to give it up to them...
What do you think that's gonna do?
Two steps mother fucker Two steps
How could you sell this place? I met you here.
Your words were payment enough.
As in, your third strike?
but she damn sure ain't special.
I'm calling the cops!
Oh, My Boo
Pull over?
Measure around that ass, you come up with a ratio about 3-5.
You better open up this door!
You all right, brother! You all right!
Did you? lnquiring minds want to know.
You know we wear the same size shoe?
Damn, my phone's ringing.
maybe we could, you... - Kevin.
I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you. I don't even know what that mean.
Terri, it's Kevin.
Push it through.
Eddie. - Nigger.
Either that or go see Eddie.
Run
Tony Roma’s is delicious
and you'll find out that I'm the only friend you got.
You understand?
Hey, Jimmy. - Yo.
Sick!
for something other than free before 11:00 at the club.
Wait. You ain't finished.
Don't worry, Booker T.
You smell good, Terri. ls that Obsession?