Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

pay rent whenever they wanted to, and we're in debt because of that.

What are you singing at?

Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred.

by a man named Pablo Neruda.

You finish that up. Put that on there. Put that on the side over there.

I'm Crazy Howard.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and Hannah Montana and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

He had to get that faded a little bit. So, I just....

You almost electrocuted yourself this morning.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Look, we had welfare and affirmative action.

You better not never let Sylvia Limon hear you talking like that.

Jews didn't get money, the Holocaust survivors got the money.

I said I'm not messing with my crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent.

Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam.

Philly Sub be like....

Baby cuz I'm a THUG!

This is a whole new venture for us, baby.

The bank's not gonna give you another loan.

Baby, you have no idea how proud I am of you.

Got me feeling all gentle.

Before you know it, everybody'll be walking around with a patch in their head.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Now you're using your head.

But your father, he believed in something, Cal.

with a fondness for poetry.

I can't put that on my lot, man. I got a reputation to think about.

I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity.

Apparently, neither can lndian folks. Give me! Move!

Come on, Mr. Wallace.

Lady, I don't care what it look like! It's my car.

Black people supposed to be getting some money called reparations.

Still couldn't hear nothing.

Gave them the opportunity to be somebody!

That's exactly where you started.

'Cause there is no money in it. It is brand new.

No warning? That's it?

Come on. We're about to get paid, baby!

Calvin went out on a limb for you with this Job, man.

WHEN THEY ASK ABOUT THE PAN YOU'VE BEEN SLANGING.

Kay, stop getting into stuff!

Go on, get out of the room there, girl!

Come on. I got some time. Come on, real quick.

I'm going to get some 25s.

I got an announcement to make.

When Chris go to a Restaurant and they don’t serve fries

Don't you mean seniority?

Eddie, what you doing, man?

I did not, I did not keep moving.

Matt, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up.

Ain't nothing to see here.

Recording studio? Have you forgotten?

I'll have to spoon it on myself because y'all never get it right.

Bring that nothing on. Come on.

Mind your business.

Hannah Montana (2008)

I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant.

than black people, Isaac can own a black barbershop.

He ain't going to cause no problem around here.

You're welcome, my beautiful black sister.

And I damn sure wouldn't be out here freezing my balls off.

See, I was next. - No, I was here earlier.

On the subJect of the money I gave you this morning...

You know you kept moving. - What're you talking about?

Honey, cover your face now.

Drink to that, baby.

All I'm saying is, I done had a change of heart.

Max and Ruby (2001)

Clap them. Stomp them!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Would you please back up?

Yes, this is true

Get out of here, man. - You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man.

And Lunchables pizza To Your Room and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

What the hell did he just say? - He said in Africa, fat people got loot.

Well, it has been a whole two years since you took over the barbershop.

Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man. I'm going to go get that for you.

It's just some funky-ass apple juice. - This is my funky-ass apple juice.

In my day, a barber was a counselor.

you get this one half off. - Don't come back, man.

She can't breathe without it. Let us through.

I wanna watch my piglet and kill bill volume 7 and hit your head on Cody maverick.

That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up.

No, I'm afraid it isn't.

And I lined him up in this chair...

You know, this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. That's all.

Ain't that right?

You know what? You're right.

Put that towel on his face.

I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab with that ATM the other night.

No, India. PunJab State. Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.

Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest.

That's what I got to say!

The mathematics is correct, right? - That's good, right?

That's Sweetness all right.

Billy, stop this car, man!

$20,000, that's your buyout.

and you said she... - Ho!

I was just looking at these!

Man, I love this place.

Like them stolen car parts over there.

Yeah, it came out your.... It dropped out your locker.

No, I don't understand.

And you can get some trim.

I probably won't ever even go to school, but I'm gonna do something with my life.

So, got some good news for me? - No.

I'm never coming in this shop again.

Hey, did you hear...

Shut Your Mouth You SmartyBoy NoBody Likes You

Ricky's been keeping his nose clean ever since he's been working here.

Small possibility.