Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I made your father the same offer...
I'll see you then.
guarantees I won't spend my life behind bars.
Pastor Mike
I can't just let you take it and turn it into some strip club.
I told you, I'll get you your money back, but only $20,000.
It's not Oprah's house. It's Stedman's guesthouse...
Put somebody out. Always.
This ain't gonna fit.
First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo.
Thank you, brother!
No problem. I could do better than that. Give it to you right now.
Let's go, man.
Kevin!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
The Learning Station (2010)
Calvin, I'm glad you called me back.
WHO DRAMK
Just hang out at the barbershop. You sure you can handle that?
Jennifer Lopez.
Just a little edge on there. - I don't cut hair for free. Out the door!
Hey! Come on! Come on!
Ocular? - What'd I just say?
You want to sell used hubcaps, or I don't know...
I'll show you how to play some hardball!
It's me, J.D.
Is that that punk Jay?
What you got? - Nothing.
We going crack this piggy bank and get paid.
Kaylee. And Matt, do you want to go to Fazoli's. Or, China East Buffet or, Chevrolet Sawyers Superstore. Or, Rocky's Roadhouse Bar and grill!
Yeah.
'Cause people can't raise their kids....
Hey, Lamar.
And Beauty Shop and land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and alex is a stupid bearglove and big fat sanoussi
Look!
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I've been getting my hair cut here since I was a kid.
How is it my fault, and I'm just trying to better myself?
Little Something Extra for Zion Shoe Fund
Hey, honeybun.
WHEN THEY ASK ABOUT THE PAN YOU'VE BEEN SLANGIN.
it's wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.
Leave. Get out.
Not everybody think reparations is a good idea, dog.
You give me a quarter, I might give you a little mashed potatoes.
Now, I'm gonna have to poke you.
Wait, let me get this right.
I said, Linda is a ho!
But nobody saw him. You didn't see him. So all you can ask...
damn damn damn!
I like cutting hair.
All right? Let me look at this.
But the problem with y'all cats today...
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Soaked up some BET, memorized some Tupac.
Why do you have this?
I'm gonna pay you back. I got a Job interview.
Hold on, man!
To get a haircut.
Eddie, how do we know that's really Payton?
That's what I'm talking 'bout.
Now hold up, I'm serious. - Give us a raise now.
What's my momma code
What's up?
You know, I don't see white or black.
Just give me your wallet and your Jewelry, won't be no problem.
What you learn at the barbershop?
Look at my store!
Get away from my shop! Get away!
Now I can put my little girl in real day care.
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Y'all don't hear me?
OJ did it
Gabby, who'll take care of you? - My mama.
You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy got a drug problem.
Two steps, motherfucker, two steps.
But you're a better businessman. You got vision.
A style coach. Pimp.
everything here but this barbershop.
As soon as I get somebody, rent out the studio, make a platinum CD...
Get your foam nice and lathery.
Man, what kind of car is it? - Toyota Camry.
Hold on, now, Seinfeld.
Oh, no!
And can we please try and teach our kids something other than a Chronic album?
Really?
Yes, this is true
What's your problem?
Gonna get my blade.
Shit!
Wait a minute! Shut up!
Hey, Ricky, yo!
I'm surprised to hear that.
Thug Nasty Nasty Thug
And you the reason why. That's what I'm going to do.
You're like a bunch of little kids. Back and forth. I'm getting a headache.
I'm not taking his side. Ask the man.
Braiding your hair, sucker!
Dinka. What're they saying?
Then I walked in like pah-dow! Know what I'm saying?
How I be talking to Saturday mornings once the weekend finally arrives
You ain't even all that fine. You just average.
We're about to get paid! - I'm gonna get this.
Yeah.
Is this a barbershop? - Yes, it is.
Take it easy. - Thanks, Cal.
What the hell am I gonna do?
Well, you're new here.
Get out of here! Go on!
I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for...
At the end of the day, I was glad I was here.
Man, you just let him get away.
Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it! - He's gonna pah-yow!
I don't want him back in the shop no more.
Come over here. You got to see this. You're missing it!
Come on, dog! Don't do me like that, Calvin!
Take this money! - I don't want it!
Hey, don't drop the soap!
You've come too far, did too many things with your life...
But you know what I'm here for. I want my shop back.
You ain't got my money, I'm going to get them ass hairs for you.
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The future's behind us, baby! That is our future behind us.
Mannn Fuck Stan Lee!!!
Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace?
Yeah, I remember that.
Man, she messed up your whole arrangement.
Megan The Stallon Did It