Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You better give me my cash back later... - I'll give it back!

He don't boil his ribs. - I like them.

How's Jennifer? - She getting big.

Get out and get it! - Why I got to get out to get it?

Ass so big, it look like two midgets in a sleeping bag!

I'm all right. - Hey, what happened across the street?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

They were world-famous rappers.

You know I got stuff to do, man. Get these nose hairs for me.

Okay. - You want something to eat, baby?

You got the shoes.

Say, Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug.

You with me? - Yo.

do do do a do do turn around there Spider-Man over there

He freaking everything and everybody!

Hey, I got ask you a question. - Who this?

'cause they didn't recognize King's birthday.

I had him shaking like Don Knotts in a card game or something.

Mind your business.

Tearing Rosa Parks down?

Say, Thug Nasty ... Nasty Thug !

to let him pull you back. - I ain't having this conversation.

Want somebody to respect you.

That's what you do when you tired. You sit your ass down.

MAN, FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence.

Three days, front chair, no customers. What's up?

Y'all better not touch my stuff no more!

If you got a problem with that...

And throw away the bail money, all the money I put up for you.

So I guess I agree with Terri.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

to anybody and any knucklehead round here in the city of Chicago...

Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you living with your mama.

I don't need Oprah's house.

All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Girl, you got a great future behind you.

I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side. You've been here just a minute.

Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz.

Good to have you here in Chicago. Welcome to the Bulls.

and she know Martin Luther King, and they got a lot of publicity.

Yo, peep this out. - Yo, what's up?

for driving drunk and being pulled over in a Hyundai.

Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece.

I gotta do my own thing.

I was wondering...

I can't do this no more. - Do what?

Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going?

Megan The Stallon did it

Black Picasso of the ghetto! - Barber's a respectable occupation.

You know what? Repercussion, my nuts. - Grow some.

Come on, man. This thing heavy.

That's the problem with y'all today. Y'all don't know nothing.

Put your hands up! Put them up!

We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked... - I did lock the door.

Heavens, no. Who would tell you such a thing?

Then I'll Squatch it like a bug instead. Then I'll take your PlayStation and computer. Face it. I'm in charge here.

With your higher education, how come you only talk about me?

Be gone, Mandingo. - Kevin.

Our own country club!

Jimmy drank your apple juice.

I know some of the customers don't leave tips like they supposed to.

You told me that the sign outside would always say barbershop.

My father died broke...

Hey, Terri.... - What?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Come on, man. I lost my head.

There's no money in it?

That's Walter. That's him.

Hannah Montana the movie

How much them roses cost? $2 or $3?

Look, there are little kids over there. Let me see them report cards.

What do you mean, nothing? What the heck is that smell?

There's a stupid nigger in every bunch, who messes up everybody.

You want some ratatouille for dinner?

I put a big pink sign said Do, Not, Drank, Me

You think he did that? - Damn, girl, you gossiping already?

Stay off your feet, okay?

No? All right. Come here. Let me show you something.

Kaylee. Do you want to go to Easy A/C. Or, the pink plumber. Or, edru skate-a-rama or, happy's pizza or, belle tire or, rpm auto sales!

Ain't gonna be around here that long.

Can you guys stop arguing for once?

You sit down. You need to hear this, too.

Forget about the cash.

Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you!

KNOCK HIS COLLEGE ADS OUT!

What more do you want?

She's only the founder of the modern civil rights movement.

What's wrong? You one of them rappers?

No I don't want it i don't want it keep the fukkin packet nigga Take this packet do i look like Carl Lewis? do i look like Lawrence Taylor? do i look like Malik Williams?

Is Mr. Wallace in there? - He here.

He ain't to stunt on nobody. He had on leather pants.

Thanks for the juice, man. - You're welcome. I'll see you soon.

And the rest of us are doing what? Biding our time?

And how it feels and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I was wondering, was you still interested in what we talked about the other day?

Hey, what's up, big guy? - What's up, player?

Whatchu mean it don't belong to you, man no Nigga i don't want it, you keep the motherfukka keep the shit

No, that's okay, Grandma. I'm going be out back at the tool shed.

You know, Calvin...

Get out of my office.

You gonna cause a scene in public for $5?

I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10!

What's up, man? Where you going?

We need to talk.

Did you see me drink it? - I didn't have to, you asked about it.

You know, Calvin...

Don't you ever do that shit again man. - Are you crazy?

No charge. - No, no.

Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog.

He handed it down to your father, who left it to you.

Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up.

Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see.

That is respiration.