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I actually sold it to Lester Wallace.
Okay, go. - All right, I'm going.
One more, it's all over for you, brother.
I believe they were, Stay strong, brother.
No, let me see. Here you go.
I put a big-ass red... - Terri! Stop cussing!
She wanna be real, crack that windshield! That's what I'd do!
Next, you'll talk about how Jews got money...
But your words were kind.
I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund.
I mean, come on, baby. Look at you.
I don't understand. - He said he sold the shop, Dinka.
I bet you I would hide a woman under that bed.
Nate at aja Where’s my juice
GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE
If I thought you did it, I would have never bailed you out.
That look like my grandmama truck right there.
Condoms.
Damn it I put a big ass pink si Lisa, stop cussin', man!
#FLO
When Mook thinks He gonna get some pussy next year
I'm good.
That's a good color.
Put the bat down! I don't know Bobby Brown!
You are...
Just playing with you, man. Relax.
Tony Roma boils his ribs. That is not authentic.
Well, let me take my jacket off. What are you doing?
are you stupid simple or slow? which one?
And he can't stand you, but he'll give you a Job as a favor to me.
You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend and my pimped-out ride.
I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe.
This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do.
Just drop me off at 79th.
Monk, this man is crazy.
but sit her black ass down.
No, I'm just helping you get your jacket off, baby.
Yeah, stay strong.
Did you drink my apple juice?
Knock his college ass out
Cornerstone of neighborhood!
You got a cut. - Yeah.
Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out. - That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
and I got the picture to prove it.
What, you don't understand English?
That's why your nose so big. You too damn nosy.
What we gonna do?
motherfukka I said keep the packet, keep the packet, keep the fukkin packet nigga You gon take this packet, how you gon run from this packet, fool
But, you know...
I had all day to think about it.
7:00.
It's my fault? Let me hear you say it. It's my fault?
School these boys on your philosophy about ass because they can't distinguish...
#PSLLove #NoHateration
Keep running your big mouth But if you come to my hood, you getcha asshole ripped out
Thank you. I couldn't breathe. - Come on, man, get in there.
Man, fuck Jesse Jackson!
You must not know me.
I'm not here.
Then why's your sister in the room, man? - I'll tell Mama!
My store! Look at my store! It has been destroyed!
What you singing? - What?
Okay.
Billy, come on. - No, man, he do this all the time!
I don't want to hear that. - What's up, man?
I put a big ass pink si Lisa, stop cussin', man!
There's nobody you can talk to?
It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work. You better come on.
No.
You know what? This is a little too much for me right now.
You don't have $40,000 to buy it back...
When I took this shop over two years ago, I didn't know what I had.
All right, I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say, but...
What the hell?
Julia, starting right now, you do everything I tell you or I'll take your PlayStation and computer and everything. Nuh-huh. You want my PlayStation and computer and stuff and mom and dad think you're a good thing for you.
You see us carrying this thing. Move out the way.
You mocking me? - Not at all, sir.
How come you up here like you the police?
Why is it you make all these spontaneous decisions...
I'm going to take this to my grandmama's house.
MANNN FUCK DONALD TRUMP
I appreciate you coming by. I really do.
Man! Fuck Personnel!
That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you.
My money ain't good enough for you? I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it?
It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.
What the helI's wrong with you man? What the helI's wrong with you, fool?
Yo, Billy. Go. - Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing?
He cut a patch in the back of my head.
Rosa Parks ain't do nothing...
That's my car!
The PS5 Broke Y’all
Giving out money wouldn't do nothing. Look at Hammer.
Dennis Graham stay off the 'Gram bitch I'm on one, You mention wedding ring like it's a bad thing, Your father walked away at five hell of a dad thing Marriage is somethin' that Sandi never had, Drake How you a winner but she keep comin' in last place? Monkey suit Dennis, you parade him, A Steve Harvey-suit nigga made him
You forgot something lil nigga That don't belong to me nigga
'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right.
My grandmama home.
the digits, the skins, ill nana, snappy nappy, oochie wallie?
Yeah. She got big drawers. That's all right, though.
Big C, what's wrong, dude?
Now, right there, that's racism, that's classism, that's eroticism.
I'm curious, man.
Calvin? Are you all right?
you make sure that the sign outside always says barbershop.
I didn't do it.
I don't tell you how to run your business over there. Anyway....
Dinka, Eddie. Dinka.
Oh, yeah.
Because they was deep, and they was on the front line in the '60s.
Hold up, now, Fred.
You hear that?
Pastor Jason!
There may be a reward. - For an ATM machine?
Hold up. What you mean, call the police?
Wait a minute, I see what this is about. This is about you.
Let me tell you something. You will never own a black barbershop.
Where are you going? - Be right back.
What? - What do you think you doing?
Patch the little boy's head up.
Fuck Jesse Jackson
Whatever.
What did you tie it to? - What?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
and they bussing in white kids, and bussing out little black kids like you.
S-who? - Senroyity.
I hope I never make a woman that angry.
All right.