Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just being hypocritical here. However, I will say--
and they meet and they fall in love...
Can I kiss you?
It was real stupid. It was extremely stupid.
- Wait for Kumar. - Come on, Kumar!
than I learned in 15 years of academic study.
- Who's that man? - What do you mean?
Son of a bitch, man.
I guess so.
Stop! Get it down! Go!
but I don't think-- Watch the road, Bob.
That kind of touched me.
I mean push the mower, trim the hedge-- landscaping.
Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
- What's this supposed to be? - That's the crew.
- Clay, look at this guy. - He looks like a rodeo clown.
Who is that man?
What are you working on?
What were you doing in there?
Doesn't she?
And another one for me!
- Backyard! Right now! Let's go! - Just wait here.
No. Okay, I guess there's been a mistake made.
We Did It Though, Didn't We?
- Thank you. - That's what my friend needs to get.
Now, we should also get on a fitness regime-- sit-ups, hitting the bags--
Bob's brother, Future Man, has accumulated some extensive legal debts.
I can't do it.
Yeah, his name's Anthony. My name's Dignan.
Gonna be bringing you a care package when she comes up here.
A damn fool!
- See you. - See you later, Bob.
You're calling me a bully? Here's a bully for ya!
Hermosa chica de paraguay
There it is. Oh, boy.
Sorry this is such a mess here.
I don't care. Give it to those guys.
- It's all full up. - They need you in the office right now.
The preparation was good. I think that's your specialty.
- Are you okay? - Did you shoot him?
but I think I know what you've been going through...
Where's Kumar?
- Tell Anthony I love him. - Do what?
Wait a second, Bob. Nobody's cutting anybody out of anything.
- Put your hands on the car! - Put your hands up! Now!
and the next minute it's broken down on the side of the road.
Scarecrow?
I knew you'd be back.
By the way, man, he was right.
- I got something for you guys. - Oh, yeah?
Why do you wear that tape on your nose?
Rendezvous at the checkpoint in six minutes.
- Open that door! - Move!
What? Is that okay? What? Is that okay?
Hey, Grace!
He looks like a little banana. Where are you from anyway, man?
I feel great, Inez.
That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable!
- Dignan, good to see you. - Hi, Mr. Henry.
- Where's Kumar? - Forget it, then. Just forget it!
Oh, that's right. You're on that top secret mission.
- Who are these guys? - Jesus!
Hurry up, Kumar!
I don't really think you know what I was going through back there--
They got him by the balls.
You gotta get me one of these jumpsuits.
so that I don't have time to think about blown opportunities...
I'm not saying that she has to look up to me at all.
Yeah, I wish you wouldn't do that.
Good. He listens.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE A REPUTATION TO DESTROY, MAN?!
You are in the Army, yes?