Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that the Germans first engineered Funnybot,

And now for the Kathy Griffin award.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

* Timmy Timmy Timmy *

The line is an imaginary invention

by the Special Ed Department in the gymnasium

And then on Friday during lunch and recess,

to the imperfect biological beings.

Wollen Sie endlich beutren sein?

Let's kill 'em all right fucking now!

to within .0001 milliseconds.

Awkward! Awkward!

The Kathy Griffin award will be given each year

I am taking comedy to the next level:

But don't you see?

The extermination of all life on Earth shall now commence.

All nuclear missiles are preparing for launch!

Gary Cole RUDY BRIDGETTE

What the hell is going on?

This is breaking news from CNN.

- What about a logic loop? - A what?

We still have over 50 awards to hand out.

For what purpose is comedy award?

Don't you call my little chubby baby fat,

we're gonna have a big, f-f-fantastic

and all of Germany is outraged.

Unable to process.

Get it to the platform. Hurry!