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He's rich, he's smart, He's in good shape, He's tough,

Whether they're rich guys Or poor guys,

We're celebrating This year's recipient

I mean, what happened To the attack

And i just hate it When he always Assumes that i am.

Dad's favored me With the option

Oh, it's one of those "Welcome back

* People are all the same *

Excuse me. I think That's pronounced "Cattle."

You know what i'm Talking about, guys.

You sniveling snot rat Of a vice president's Daughter's" tennis brunch.

Excuse me, Uh, bartender.

All right, That does it.

The cummerbund Makes my waist Look thick.

I mean, life dealt me This lousy hand.

I had a blast The summer I clerked

So you must be doing it To prove a point to me.

I'll give it A try, sam.

Now, i've been a bartender For quite a few years,

Of course, I'm always here, So it's no big deal.

For permission to date His daughter, ok?

You know, When my kids Give me gifts,

Fight? I've had sneezes That lasted longer.

I guess, i'm... Just going to have To play it out, huh?

"From your fabulous All-expense-paid trip To europe,

You think just Because you're rich

Yeah, have fun leaving.

I think i'm going To teach you some manners. Let's step outside.

You're here to work,

Maybe i'll get A tip, too, sam.

Uhh. Did i get struck By lightning?

Sam, i heard what You've been doing--