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You see this. Look at that. lsn't that--?
They warned me about American vodka.
l was gonna put it on her finger last night, but what does she do?
You are my new mistress, master-- Or my new master, mistress.
Of course, master.
And we can leave that there.
l know you're angry, but--
Now, wait a minute. We've been all through this before.
Sonya?
-Major! -Oh, boy, are we in business.
We'll probably spend the evening discussing aerodynamics...
All right, Jeannie. l'm aware of the fringe benefits.
l don't want your advice. l want Jeannie.
-Yes, but-- -Good night, major.
We shake this cube, Posnovsky, and then we really kick it...
-You're going out? Where? -l have a date.
...and the majesty of our great country.
-...but marriage is out of the question. -Too bad.
There's somebody at the door. l'll talk to you later.